Anybody else use these when tailgating? They work great.

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Re: Anybody else use these when tailgating? They work great.

Nov 11, 2019, 12:51 PM

For goodness sakes, stop the car. Get out and do your business. Rest area, gas station, bush or tree works well when on the road. If you're in too much of a hurry to stop, you left too late.

This reminds me of a game at NCSU a long time ago during fair week. Traffic was horrible. The 7 of us in my big van had sipped a few beers on the drive before getting stuck in traffic. I mean, sit still for 20 minutes stuck. I was driving. When the time had come I put the van in park, got out, walked about 25 yards across an open field and with my back to the line of cars, did what I had to do. Car horns started blaring, people started yelling and the racket went on for about two beers worth. When I turned around to walk back to the van the horns started up again just as dozens of men and boys piled out of their cars and followed my lead. I regard the whole experience with humor and considerable pride.

(Those of you who have never and will never drink a beer in a moving car while driving are laudable. I salute you. I've never had what I'd call a regrettable alcohol incident though I did once almost drive INTO the PleezeU in Pendleton.)

BTW I have total admiration for the women who heed the call of nature in tough circumstances as much as I admire the gentlemen who do not look when such a situation arises. Girls, if you've never been there done that, you might be a little too tense about life.