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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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worst thing about working at home...
Jun 30, 2020, 12:43 PM
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I have to switch tabs every time my wife walks behind my chair.
Cop a squat!
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Oculus Spirit [81635]
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And it happens much more often than any typical
Jun 30, 2020, 12:46 PM
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coworker!!
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All-In [38109]
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FBCoach's wife poops with the door open
Jun 30, 2020, 12:47 PM
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this sucks.
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Oculus Spirit [97677]
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Re: Tiggity's wife poops with the door open
Jun 30, 2020, 12:57 PM
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#MeToo
Any Juan know a support group for this evidently common affliction?
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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bruh
Jun 30, 2020, 12:58 PM
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you gotta train your wimmens better.
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Oculus Spirit [97677]
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Ever tried to train a wolverine?***
Jun 30, 2020, 1:34 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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No but I've trained several canine's and a couple of baby
Jun 30, 2020, 1:39 PM
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humans to all not take a dump in front of me. And most of them didn't undertand much of what I was saying.
Should be easy to train an animal that talks.
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CU Medallion [50635]
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We will never get to the point in our marriage
Jun 30, 2020, 4:49 PM
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where we are ok with pooping in front of each other.
I value my turd time privacy.
It's the only privacy I get
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All-In [34486]
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Best part is jerking off
Jun 30, 2020, 12:47 PM
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to your hot coworkers on video chat (you have to disable your camera or things get awkward).
It's like one of my favorite forms of voyeurism. Meg looks nice with those spaghetti straps and that camera angle that takes me down her shirt.
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All-TigerNet [11145]
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You never know, Meg might be a perv, too.
Jun 30, 2020, 12:52 PM
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She could be JOing with you, two digits in thinking to herself, "Look at stubborn...he's really concentrating...let me just bend down a little more, flip my hair and giggle a little bit....see what happens next"
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All-In [34486]
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And now I have something else to augment the
Jun 30, 2020, 12:53 PM
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fantasy.
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All-TigerNet [11145]
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Who finished first?
Jun 30, 2020, 1:37 PM
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You or Meg?
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You jest, but I've already decided that this is what
Jun 30, 2020, 12:57 PM
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I'm bringing to vomitfest when I get the chance. You folks laugh now, but once you taste the contrast of that creamy filling with the smoky goodness of processed beef byproducts, you're gonna have to admit just how avante garde I am.
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CU Medallion [56005]
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And by "beef" you mean "mechanically separated chicken."***
Jun 30, 2020, 1:01 PM
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Don't do this to me.***
Jun 30, 2020, 1:01 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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I am amused at how my misery is amusing to you***
Jun 30, 2020, 1:57 PM
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Heisman Winner [135504]
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Helping is what I do.
Jun 30, 2020, 4:21 PM
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The amusement part is really just a side effect.
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All-TigerNet [11145]
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Awww, man. That's cold.***
Jun 30, 2020, 1:57 PM
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Heisman Winner [135504]
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THAT'S WHAT THE THERMOSTAT SAID.***
Jun 30, 2020, 4:21 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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You know I've actually found over the years that women
Jun 30, 2020, 12:51 PM
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like to watch pron. So maybe try not hiding it from her when she walks by, or invite her over there with you.
Just make sure you don't have some real nasty type stuff on. Nothing where the ##### is spitting on his #### or anything like that. Search in the "passion" category.
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All-In [34486]
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What you're looking for is
Jun 30, 2020, 12:54 PM
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"Nubile Films". It's like dead center on the spectrum between Cinemax late night soft-core and the real nasty stuff.
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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Yesh, I like those and passion HD
Jun 30, 2020, 12:59 PM
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Usually have better talent at the start of their careers.
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All-In [34486]
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Exactly. I like my pron
Jun 30, 2020, 1:01 PM
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stars pre-heroin and meth. The "sensual" stuff is the best place to find it.
Otherwise, you go down a rabbit whole of having an interested but depressed weener at the same time.
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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Usually their beef curtains aren't butterfly wings yet eithr***
Jun 30, 2020, 1:03 PM
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All-In [36449]
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My ex wife had butterfly wings.
Jun 30, 2020, 5:18 PM
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She told me at first it was bc she had fallen on a swing when she was little and it swelled and never went back... now I know she is just a whoreeee.
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Oculus Spirit [97677]
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The old get caught accidentally on purpose approach?
Jun 30, 2020, 1:13 PM
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That only works with my SIL. Took 22 years, but finally saw her nekkid last weekend. Wait, weekend before. At lake. Everyone's in the water. I decide to take the opportunity to go back up to the house to get my bluetooth speaker and drop a nice deuce. Walk in go back to the bathroom and bewm. She's like "oh, hello". Door was wide open to the bedroom. Just walked right on by. Bypassed the bathroom, went straight to get the bluetooth speaker, and walked right back out.
No way she didn't hear me coming in, slamming the door, and walking through the house.
I'm sure my wife knows. Maybe not. I ain't sayin #### to find out either.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Sarahadidas had some hot friends coming over last summer.
Jun 30, 2020, 1:24 PM
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This was before i put up the plantation shutters in my bedroom.
I worked up a solid semi- and stood in the window buttnaked with my shirt over my head, so I could claim that I didn't see them in the driveway for 10 minutes until they showed up.
I know they saw it.
Does that make me some sort of devaint? Maybe. Who am I to judge?
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Oculus Spirit [97677]
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You come on here complaining about a drought
Jun 30, 2020, 1:33 PM
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after pulling that kind of stuff?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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All of that baby batter on my brain makes me do
Jun 30, 2020, 1:52 PM
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questionable things....
like get married in the first place.
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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Re: So....
Jun 30, 2020, 1:57 PM
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Tiggity® jerks it to his SIL and finishes on his own face
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Oculus Spirit [97677]
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That's a negative. Reason I walked right on by***
Jun 30, 2020, 1:59 PM
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All-In [34486]
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Lemme get this right....
Jun 30, 2020, 2:07 PM
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...you saw new naked and didn't at least mentally reference it for a second or two during the J/O sesh that occurred in your first sesh afterward?
I don't care if SIL is fat, ugly, toothless. You're lying.
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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I don't get it
Jun 30, 2020, 3:04 PM
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" Took 22 years, but finally saw her nekkid last weekend."
You were trying this whole time butt then don't care after you see her nekkid?
Or did you mean she's been trying to show you for 22 years and just finally succeeded at it?
Is she a fat?
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Oculus Spirit [97677]
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I just meant as much time as we've spent together
Jun 30, 2020, 3:32 PM
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It finally happened. Was inevitable really, but whatever. Not saying either party was trying anything, although she had plenty of warning and I had no clue she was in the house, much less nekkid.
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All-In [46801]
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I don't like how you're dodging the question
Jun 30, 2020, 5:12 PM
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CAN SHE FIT IN A REGULAR SIZE CANOE?
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