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An EX Friend of mine fell in love
Aug 9, 2013, 11:02 PM
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A EX friend of mine fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Gamecocks fan and he was a Clemson fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Gamecocks fan. (See EX FRIEND) He tried everything to convert, to no avail. So,he went to his doctor and asked if there was any other way to do this. To his surprise the doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Gamecock fan." Dangerous as this was, my friend agreed to the procedure and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes in to give him the post-op report with a concerned look. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a complication with the procedure. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?" He sat up, looked around, and said "GO DAWGS!"
Go Tigers!
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Re: An EX Friend of mine fell in love
Aug 9, 2013, 11:08 PM
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Hahaha that was a good one
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CU Medallion [53773]
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Superdawg51 is like, whuuut.***
Aug 9, 2013, 11:08 PM
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Re: An EX Friend of mine fell in love
Aug 9, 2013, 11:29 PM
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Sounds about right, I'd say.
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Re: An EX Friend of mine fell in love
Aug 10, 2013, 7:07 AM
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The doctor must have gone to MUSC...
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That's funny right there.***
Aug 10, 2013, 8:37 AM
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Re: An EX Friend of mine fell in love
Aug 10, 2013, 9:03 AM
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Thats a good joke right there. Well done.
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110%er [8244]
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ROFLMAO
Aug 10, 2013, 9:30 AM
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should have been wearing Depends--Thanks
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Now that's funny. I don't care who you are! *****
Aug 10, 2013, 9:49 AM
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Re: An EX Friend of mine fell in love
Aug 10, 2013, 10:14 AM
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So your saying that Coots have more brains than GawGah fans?? Really?? Ya sure?
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