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Orange Blooded [3166]
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All this posting about being better than the coots
Nov 3, 2014, 4:26 PM
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is giving me a raging bonar. I swear to Mothra, if Dabo pulls a tranny and gets me all excited and then wrecks my bonar and craps his pants in this game, I will personally take a dump on his front porch. I will die, go to heaven, and Frank Howard throat punch his great grandmother.
If we get up by a couple touchdowns, our guys better step on their throats and pee on them while they're pinned to the ground. I'm talking jbvarobertsnads boykin shower pee on them. I'm talking win by 80. I'm talking HUMILIATING DOMINATION. Sportsmanship can wait for any other opponent, any other year, any other day besides this one. Our guys better Romanowski spit in their coot faces while we curb stomp their little brothers and make more behind the dumpster videos with their coot sisters. FIVE YEARS of frustration better come pouring down on them like a rookie actress on the wrong end of a gang bang finish scene. NO MERCY!!! Hide yo kids, Hide yo WIFE, THE TIGERS ARE COMING TO RAVAGE YOUR WEAK CHICKEN TEAM AND BUTT ##### THEM WHILE THEY ARE DOWN!!!
-Rev Dodd (I just put that for the points b/c rev dodd)
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All-In [30193]
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If you closed with
Nov 3, 2014, 4:30 PM
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- STERLING
Then you'd have points for days.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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TU for the use of STERLING***
Nov 3, 2014, 4:33 PM
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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yeah but
Nov 3, 2014, 4:38 PM
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then I'd have to work in some schtick about the coin toss, and I was too busy going full ICT what we were gonna do to their female family members. Maybe I'll work in a diluted "Sterling" version of the rant next week that ends up trailing off to the coin toss, and a bob version the week of the game that has been pretty much been watered down to just butt ##### with our rivals' players.
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Heisman Winner [137947]
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I'm saying a little prayer that we get the same SEC crew
Nov 3, 2014, 4:37 PM
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from this past Saturday that doesn't care about roughing up the passer a little bit. If we have those guys, I expect our D line to hold Thompson down on the Paw and rape him with a first down stick.
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All-TigerNet [11019]
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Sounds like shorty will see some action, then!***
Nov 3, 2014, 4:39 PM
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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If this happens
Nov 3, 2014, 4:42 PM
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I will buy season tickets for the next decade and donate them to the jounge. Throw in a SOS cleveland steamer on the sideline from S. Anthony (I just chose him b/c his face looks so sour, I just know his dumps would smell the worst of all), and I'd buy them for a lifetime and give one for next year to crump.
PS- if by chance anthony read this, I'm sorry bro, please don't hurt me. But seriously, you have to have the worst poops b/c your face looks so mad, there just has to be something TERRIBLE festering inside of you. Please unleash it on stevie poo.
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Heisman Winner [135913]
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who's scok is this?
Nov 3, 2014, 8:40 PM
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I like how you think
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All-In [45047]
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Re: who's scok is this?
Nov 4, 2014, 9:10 AM
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Don't think it's a scok...more like somebody raised up from the ashes in a reincarnated form.
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