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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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Talking to my coot neighbor about no rivaly game this year..
Aug 11, 2020, 9:37 AM
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He's some big time donor and never forgets to remind anyone who will listen. He also never forgets to mention how smart his son is. Lately he has just been going on and on and on about how his son graduated this past spring from SCU with honors, and if it wasn't for all of this Covid stuff, he would probably have a plush six figure job by now.
So yesterday, just as he starts bragging about his son again, (I swear on My Aunt Mable's collection of commemorative Elvis plates), junior comes running up with a big ol' handful of dogcrapp and says, "Hey daddy! Look what I almost stepped in!"
True story
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CU Medallion [64519]
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Graduating with honors from uof6c...
Aug 11, 2020, 9:40 AM
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is akin to being the tallest midget or winning the bikini contest at fat camp.
It's a rather dubious distinction.
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CU Medallion [65037]
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Ha! Without reading the rest of your post, I was going to
Aug 11, 2020, 9:43 AM
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say, graduating from there with Honors makes you the tallest midget. Grate mimes think alike.
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CU Medallion [65037]
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And, the other part about the dog poop, makes me think of
Aug 11, 2020, 9:46 AM
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a bit from an old Steve Martin album, where he talks about how you break up with a woman in "the old country".
You say:
I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee.
Then, you throw dog poopie ona her shoes.
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Re: I had no idea you and GWPCoot were neighbors......
Aug 11, 2020, 9:41 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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No
Aug 11, 2020, 9:43 AM
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GWPTiger® lives in a trailer park.
HTH
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Re: Talking to my coot neighbor about no rivaly game this year..
Aug 11, 2020, 9:54 AM
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I would have told him that instant, you know, that just proves that even the smartest people do some of the stupidest chit that even a dumb A$$ like me wouldn't do!!!
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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I considered that
Aug 11, 2020, 9:56 AM
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but he was too busy congratulating the boy.
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Re: I considered that
Aug 11, 2020, 10:00 AM
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IMHO, there isn't much any worse than trying to have a conversation with someone that can't brag enough about themselves, or a family member. Those conversations will cause me to walk away shaking my head!!!
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Did this really happen?***
Aug 11, 2020, 1:32 PM
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It seems kind of dumb for your friend's kid to pick up poop.
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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Absolootely it did.
Aug 11, 2020, 5:51 PM
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I should have been recording so I could have uploaded it to TikTok.
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