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ADD YOURS: You might be a Gamecock if you.....


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:28 AM
 

love flashing your diamond studded FIFTH place rings.


Shout for #### in front of children***

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:29 AM
 



2019 white level member

Oct. 10, 2019: "Power 5 is just an elitist title to keep other programs down." - Watkins Hopkins or is it Watkins and Hopkins?


or period.


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 8:56 AM
 

nm


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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:29 AM
 

Have beaten Clemson 4 years in a row.


If you lost to Clemson 7 years in a row***

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:30 AM
 



2019 white level member

Oct. 10, 2019: "Power 5 is just an elitist title to keep other programs down." - Watkins Hopkins or is it Watkins and Hopkins?


...once in the history of your 100+ year series***

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:36 AM
 



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Re: ADD YOURS: You might be a Gamecock if you.....

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:50 AM
 

Have a football history that began 4 years ago.

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Re: ADD YOURS: You might be a Gamecock if you.....


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:50 AM
 

If you think a 4 win recent streak trumps the 24 year deficit that still exists...

If you pride yourself on a streak the other team has done to your team more often that your team has...

If you think a thumb can't be broken...


If it will take you 3 decades winning 90% of the games....

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 1:22 AM
 

against your rival.


Pi$$ your pants to avoid bathroom line at WB***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:31 AM
 




Put doo doo ice in your drink & ride cock-a-booses***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:33 AM
 



2019 white level member

Oct. 10, 2019: "Power 5 is just an elitist title to keep other programs down." - Watkins Hopkins or is it Watkins and Hopkins?


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leave work smelling like 87 octane****

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:45 AM
 




Very nice. Wasn't that Kiffin?***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 1:23 AM
 




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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:49 AM
 

Shoot yourself and claim you were robbed...

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use the phrase "do you want fries with that?"****


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:51 AM
 




Vice grips turn your hot water faucet but the IROC next to

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:51 AM
 

your common-law wife's harley has 1,200 chrome rims. I've got nothin


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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:53 AM
 

tore down the goalposts to celebrate a win over New Mexico State.

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 12:56 AM
 

Smell of sardines and Ben Gay

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might be a coot if....

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 1:01 AM
 

-You lost your virginity at a family reunion

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you were conceived at a family reunion***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 7:22 AM
 



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are on a first name basis with the Detention Center guards*

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 1:04 AM
 

**


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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 4:58 AM
 

your family tree doesn't fork


you have ever went 0-21 with a HOF coach


Own a garage called Cooter's


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 6:54 AM
 

in Cooterville that has a front porch with Granny Clampett rockers for customers.

That is really a place. I was driving Dad to the VA down there when our alternator stopped working on the interstate. We ended up at the nearest garage, Cooter's. I've been calling Cola 'Cooterville" since. That was before I knew anyone on Tigernet called them coots.

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: You might be a Gamecock if you.where shot at 5 points...***

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 7:01 AM
 




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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 7:23 AM
 

.....hope and pray that Clemson offers Dabo a lifetime contract? LOL!


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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 7:34 AM
 

Run a meth lab out of your trailer


Like to drink Coors light, while shirtless,in bermuda shorts


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 7:43 AM
 

,while riding in a sheet rock fork lift.............

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You best season includes no titles or championships.***

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 7:55 AM
 




You might be a Gamecock if you.....


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 7:56 AM
 

think Spurrier's moobs are "kinda' sexy"

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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


1969 ACC Championship banner is the pride of your program!!***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 7:57 AM
 




You just started following college football 4 years bandwago***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 7:59 AM
 




Spent 17 years teaching your kids to abstain from


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 8:14 AM
 

pre-marital sex, then send them to an institution where everybody hollers "Go Cocks!!"!!!!


You really think having a chicken mascot is "kinda cool"***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 8:34 AM
 




Show up to TigerNet just to say something stupid


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 8:48 AM
 

and think it's very intelligent.


You cheer when a short fat chicken jumps out of

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Posted: Nov 24, 2013 8:52 AM
 

a black garbage bag before your team plays.


Say the name of your high school instead of USuC when


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 8:53 AM
 

introduced in NFL.

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Let your 12 yr old daughter smoke at the dinner table......


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 9:00 AM
 

in front of her kids.


( a foxworthy classic)


Write a check to pay for cocaine and write cocaine in the


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 9:04 AM
 

"For" line at the bottom of the check.

Thank George Rodgers for that one.

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Got a degree by driving thru Columbia with your window down.***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 10:04 AM
 



2019 white level member

You can lift a ton, but can't spell it***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 10:12 AM
 




Take great pride in being the 6th best team in the SEC.


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 10:17 AM
 

nm


Can't go an hour without being haunted


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 10:47 AM
 

by the year 1981 (that's been my experience the crapheads, anyway).

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Re: ADD YOURS: You might be a Gamecock if you.....


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 11:05 AM
 

*wear shirts that say I Love Cock(s).

*teach your daughters to shout I Love Cock(s) as loud as possible.

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Worship DooDoo and put it in your drink***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 11:09 AM
 



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Pump Gas***


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 11:13 AM
 



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Re: ADD YOURS: You might be a Gamecock if you.....


Posted: Nov 24, 2013 11:17 AM
 

If you have a felony on your arrest record!!!!


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