... one evening and sits behind the driver. At the next stop, a very pretty woman gets on. In a rather fast manner, the driver says "Tickle your a55 with a feather babe?"
She says, "What did you just say?!?!"
"Awfully nice weather we're having to day." "Oh... yes, very true"
The drunk man can't believe what he just saw, and thought it was hilarious. He doesn't say anything just yet, though.
At the next stop, an even prettier woman gets on. "Tickle your a55 with a feather babe?" "WHAT THE HE**?!?"
"Awfully nice weather we're having today" "Oh. Yeah, sure, I guess."
The drunk man is on the verge of losing it at this point and lets the driver know. "Man, that's so funny, I love it!" "Well, why don't you try it?" "No, man, I'm way too smashed." "Go ahead, try it!" "Ok man, I'll give it a try."
They reach the last spot, and one of the most beautiful women in the world is standing there, waiting on the bus. As she begins to grace everyone on the bus with her presence, the drunk man makes his move.