He quickly struck up a conversation with a couple of other out-of-towners. The first guy said "at my favorite bar back home, if you drink four shots, they give you the 5th one for free!" The second guy piped in and said, "well where I'm from, if you can down three shots, you get the 4th one free!" The Seminole fan then remarked, "back in Tallahassee, they give you the first shot free, the second shot free, the third, fourth, fifth... free! Then, they give you a ride home, take you to your room, and have sex with you... All for FREE!" The other two guys looked at him, astonished. "Wait.. Is this true?" they asked. "Sure," he said. "Happens to my sister all the time!"