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8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 12:47 PM
 

Ok you bow tie wearing, seer sucker loving, half time leaving, haircut needing, candy-assed bunch of Woo Hooers,
THIS is going to be old school. The whole campus will smell of stale beer and charcoal. Leave the kids at home. Give your wife a wad of Red Man if she insists on coming. Let those beautiful sundresses tailgate...but send them home before the game.
This will be old fashioned, orange crush football.

I propose that you turn off the AC in your car. Ride with the windows down like you did back in the day. Grow a full Mike Ditka mustache in the weeks leading up to the game.
Dont shower and forget your deodorant. This needs to be raw. Forget your fancy khakis with little paws on them. You put on jeans! I know it's hot....so #### what???? Be hot. Get irritable.
Listen to the 1981 game as called by Jim Phillips. Give your 13 year old son a feathered butt cut hair style on game day.

Then you get in the oldest car you can find and you put 7 people in it. If you've got a 1977 Oldsmobile station wagon....bring it.

You come early, you leave late. You ignore all this modern girly mandscaping mindsight of being kind and sweet.

Dont brush your teeth! Wake up, shotgun a PBR, and tackle your dog.

We're going to knock the Earth off its axis on August 31. I'm expecting you to make a time warp of it. When it's over, you go home, put on a Earth, Wind, and Fire album...open a bottle of Reuniti...and get down with the Mrs.

Game on!


Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children


Posted: Mar 6, 2013 12:49 PM
 

It's a little early in the day to be drinking, but I like where your heads at :)


D@mn i wish

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 12:54 PM
 

i had a time machine.


Orange overalls > jeans.***


Posted: Mar 7, 2013 7:18 PM
 



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Re: Orange overalls > jeans.***


Posted: Mar 7, 2013 8:14 PM
 

I like the orange overalls


Now I honestly can't wait to wake up on Aug 31,

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 12:54 PM
 

shotgun a beer and tackle my dog!!!

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 12:59 PM
 

Excellent post, I hope our fans are hungry and rabid on August 31st (plus the deodorant though) !!! :)


the good ol days***


Posted: Mar 6, 2013 1:01 PM
 



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Fiat Justitia et Pereat Mundus


This shirt is acceptable

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 1:02 PM
 
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Tiger Paw must be on the other side of it.


Oh yeah the "PONYS" !! *****


Posted: Mar 6, 2013 3:32 PM
 



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and rehearse the following cheers

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 1:13 PM
 

"Red Shirts.......Silver Britches
Go to H*ll You Sons of B*tches"


also (sung to the tune of their fight song)....

"To H*ll, to H*ll, to H*ll with Georgia,
To H*ll, to H*ll, to H*ll with Georgia
To H*ll, to H*ll, to H*ll with Georgia
The Cesspool of the South"

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Re: and rehearse the following cheers

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 1:53 PM
 

And...

Georgia... Georgia...
Georgia Wontcha Bite My ###!
(right in the middle...)
Oh Wontcha Bite My ###!

Next time, vote Jabba like you're supposed to.


And if you've still got one of these....

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 1:15 PM
 



WEAR IT!

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post of the week!***

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 1:18 PM
 




CAN ONLY LIKE ONCE AND DISAPPOINTED!!!!!


Posted: Mar 6, 2013 1:28 PM
 

POTY

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MERICA!!***

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 1:34 PM
 



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Dang son!


Posted: Mar 6, 2013 2:04 PM
 

It's just March. Don't peak too early!

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I regret I have only one point to give***

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 2:09 PM
 




What D-Bag TD'd this?!***

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 2:33 PM
 




Re: What D-Bag TD'd this?!***

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 2:50 PM
 

A one toothed, bird brain donor coot.

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Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children


Posted: Mar 6, 2013 3:13 PM
 

And after we've finished kickin' the Bull Dog's butts, everyone meet in TTT to sing "Georgia, Georgia, Georgia won't you bite my a**. Just like we did in 1981!


Amen brother. 1987 here we come again.


Posted: Mar 6, 2013 3:20 PM
 

That was a classic game in my memory. We had the honor of sitting 5 rows above the visitor section, back when they were near where the band is now.

Drunks galore. Yelling, cussing, spitting, mini-bottles flying, fights. I admit games have gotten tame. Section M used to be more rowdy than the student section is now for most games.

Good call on leaving the women and children. They don't need to see this.

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If I hear a woo hoo, or see a bow tie I will punch you in

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 3:26 PM
 

ovaries. Right in the baby maker.

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My old Grandad used to say, "When one door closes, another one opens". Great man, lousy cabinet maker though.


^^deserves just as many TU's as the OP***


Posted: Mar 6, 2013 3:49 PM
 



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Brother....


Posted: Mar 6, 2013 6:54 PM
 

You're riding with me. I'm bringing my 70 year old dad. He's wearing his rat hat and he's a mean old cuss


Your point total is all 7's. I'm conflicted!!***


Posted: Mar 6, 2013 8:24 PM
 



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I prefer to remain respectable, khakis (maybe shorts )

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Posted: Mar 6, 2013 8:58 PM
 

and a clemson polo, have not decided on white, orange or purple as of yet. and Docksiders with no socks of course.
I could divert to 1980's overalls at any minute though.

Wine and cheese will be the fare at my tailgate.

No need to wallow with the Dawgs.

And those sundresses ? Man that is half the joy of a trip to the Valley !
GO TIGERS, whip them Dawgs !


You have got to be kidding after that post


Posted: Mar 7, 2013 10:08 AM
 



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I suggest you

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Posted: Mar 7, 2013 11:03 AM
 

stay home and iron your thongs.


Re: I suggest you

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Posted: Mar 7, 2013 11:10 AM
 

They still sell PBR????? da-yam!

Is it okay if I bring the BENZ???? I'll put a Tiger Paw on it.


Yeah, it is referred to as trying real hard to be cool.***


Posted: Mar 8, 2013 12:39 PM
 



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Bump


Posted: Mar 9, 2013 12:38 AM
 

How do I go about transferring all of my points to you?

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What's wrong with you people?


Posted: Mar 7, 2013 10:13 AM
 

That's every day here on Dayton Mountain.

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Re: I prefer to remain respectable, khakis (maybe shorts )


Posted: Mar 7, 2013 11:19 AM
 

You must be one those guys who sits down the whole game and complains about others cheering loudly!!! Please STAY HOME!!!!!!


Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children


Posted: Mar 7, 2013 7:34 PM
 

To the OP:

Dude! Awesome post!!

This game....against the mutts, needs to usher in the new style of OLD SCHOOL, in the trenches, Smash mouth, hard hitting, take no prisoners, If yo momma likes the other team...dont hug her, guzzle a beer, tailgate all day, gettin dirty, in your face...FOOTBALL!!

To be precise: CLEMSON needs to open up that big ole fashioned CAN OF WHOOP A$$.....and handle business!!

GA FANS.....do NOT COME to death Valley expecting an "ACC" foe, because you are in CLEMSON country!!!
Tweet THAT!!!

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I am a Wimmins and I ain't scairt of no dawgs.

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Posted: Mar 7, 2013 7:34 PM
 

I'll be there!! And I'll probably not be acting very wimmins-like for this game ;) Rip 'em up Tigers! Murder them Dawgs!!!!!





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Posted: Mar 7, 2013 7:40 PM
 

man, you have me thinking of finding tickets. seriously, primetime against uga for an opener. will be an awesome atmosphere. ours will be pretty pumped too but i am envious.


I have considered your post. Since you are a coot

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Posted: Mar 8, 2013 8:42 AM
 

I must say

DIAF

Die In A Fire


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Posted: Mar 8, 2013 8:44 AM
 

sry mark no chickens!!!! pulling for sec big brothers


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Posted: Mar 7, 2013 8:00 PM
 

This has to be the best post ive ever seen, I was just a kid int he 80s but I remember my dad getting pumped for the Clemson vs UGA game, I will be there in my jeans and about bent and I will think of this post and raise some ####, Dear clemson PD and CU PD leave us the #### alone on this day!!!!!! GO TIGERS

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Posted: Mar 7, 2013 8:00 PM
 

And yes mark this will be a great atmosphere to be apart of no matter who ya pull for..

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Quite possibly the greatest post I've ever seen***


Posted: Mar 8, 2013 1:02 AM
 




Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children


Posted: Mar 9, 2013 12:42 AM
 

Awesome post lol.


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Posted: Mar 9, 2013 2:31 AM
 




Re: Now I honestly can't wait to wake up on Aug 31,


Posted: Mar 9, 2013 5:53 AM
 

August 31,.......very important day. The nation will be put on notice that night. Go TIGERS


Sammy's new position


Posted: Mar 9, 2013 5:58 AM
 

Will this move help, with Sammy playing the 9 man now?


good move,imo.


Posted: Mar 9, 2013 6:19 AM
 

it should give sammy more space to operate.

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Hahaha


Posted: Mar 9, 2013 7:29 AM
 

Love it and the cheer suggestions...great!


Hemmingway would be proud of your closing line


Posted: Mar 9, 2013 8:25 AM
 

"When it's over, you go home, put on a Earth, Wind, and Fire album...open a bottle of Reuniti...and get down with the Mrs."

Probably the best single sentence I've ever read in TNet. On second thought it is the Best sentence ever constructed on TNet.

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