56 Keys to Winning at UNC

Jan 21, 2014, 11:06 PM

Okay, I know tonight was bad, but hope springs eternal that maybe this is the year Clemson ends the streak at UNC. And as bad as they are playing, we have a shot.

Here's 56 Keys to Ending the Streak at UNC:

Offensive Keys

56. Shoot at least 80% on free throws
55. Get at least 10 Offensive rebounds
54. Commit less than 10 turnovers
53. Shoot at least 45% from the field
52. Have at least three players in double figures
51. Have two players with at least 10 rebounds each
50. Commit less than 5 loose ball turnovers
49. Shoot at least 40% from three
48. Get at least 15 points from the bench (Harrison, Djambo, Filer)
47. Have a positive assist to turnover ratio
46. Shoot at least 25 Free Throws
45. Develop and execute solid inbound plays
44. Score at least 10 second chance points
43. Have more offensive rebounds than UNC
42. Be the first team to 60
41. Don't try to run with UNC
40. Make all front ends of 1-and-1s

Defensive Keys

39. Keep UNC under 20 free throws
38. Limit UNC to under 40% from the field
37. Make every foul count
36. Create at least 15 turnovers
35. Be the first team to 10 (start strong)
34. Score last in the first half (end strong)
33. Limit UNC to under 10 second chance points
32. Challenge every possession
31. Force UNC Into poor shot selection
30. Play great transition Defense
29. Block 8 shots
28. Limit UNC to under 25% from three
27. Force UNC to have a neutral assist to turnover ratio
26. Keep UNC under 65

Player Keys

25. Get a double-double from KJ McDaniels
24. Have Nnoko stay out of foul trouble
23. Have Rod Hall get at least three layups on drives to the basket
22. Keep Marcus Paige under 15 points
21. Force James McAdoo to shoot under 50%
20. Keep Leslie McDonald in single digit scoring
19. Get at least one SportsCenter Top 10 highlight from KJ

Coaching Keys

18. Have Brownell read Dabo's new contract to see what this win would mean
17. Use timeouts to keep the crowd in check
16. Don't get too emotional
15. Reach the double bonus in both halves
14. Remember it's just one of 18 ACC games
13. Don't acknowledge the crowd
12. Force Roy Williams into at least 1 full five substitute

Intangibles

11. Pray
10. Believe
9. Avoid Karl Hess
8. Have some luck
7. Avoid #### Vitale
6. Not be ranked
5. Use written instructions rather than spoken
4. Limit the UNC towel waivers to only two waves per half
3. Make Roy Williams remove his glasses at least once per half

The Penultimate Key

2. Do everything differently than you did against Pitt

Ultimate Key

1. Score more points than UNC

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