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4th ranked Clemson Tigers

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 9:51 AM
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Tiger fans: Man, we are on a 22-game winning streak that included a 4-TD win over Bama and we keep dropping in the stupid AP Poll.

Media: but what have you done this year?

Tiger fans: Well, we're 5th in the nation in total defense after completely re-loading on the DL. That's 21 spots better than your #1 ranked team and 19 spots better than the #2 ranked team. Only the #3 ranked team is better than us in this category, by 3 spots.

Media: yeah but that offense looks really bad, Trevor doesn't know how to football, so what do you have to say about that?

Tiger fans: Well, we're 10th in the nation in total offense, which is only 1 spot behind your #1 ranked team.

Media: but you've played nobody!

Tiger fans: Well, your current #1 team has played the 52nd toughest schedule in the country, your #2 team has played the 41st toughest schedule, your #3 team has played the 32nd toughest schedule and we have played the 43rd toughest schedule. Ohio State is the only team that is ahead of us in all of those categories. Meanwhile, while playing an easier schedule Bama is 21 spots behind us in total defense and only 1 spot ahead of us in total offense. So why are they #1 and we're #4?

Media: Because Bama and SEC, that's why!

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Link to where you C&P this from?

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 9:56 AM
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TIA in advance

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No, this is original content. YWIA***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:02 AM
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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


That would be a furst.

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:06 AM
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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


And, this would be a wurst.

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 1:43 PM
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Re: And, this would be a wurst.

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 3:58 PM
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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


Looks plagiarized to me

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:35 AM
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Too many correctly spelled words. No goofy meme or gifs....


Can't be your handy work.


I place this in the every blind squirrel finds an acorn category.***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:37 AM
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That's insensitive to the visually impaired

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 12:38 PM
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Making fun of a person's disability or an animal's disability is not cool.

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If this doesn't get POTD, I'm quitting.***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 9:57 AM
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I believe you'll be hanging around.***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:19 AM
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LOL. Me too.***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:36 AM
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Re: 4th ranked Clemson Tigers

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:01 AM
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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


Re: 4th ranked Clemson Tigers

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:21 AM
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I loved that episode....


Re: 4th ranked Clemson Tigers

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:03 AM
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Awesome post!


Re: 4th ranked Clemson Tigers

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:08 AM
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Nice post - GWP .... very nice post !! Great info !! -<img border=">

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because playing in the $ec just means more***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:09 AM
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That's correct. We make fun of it, but honestly that

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:15 AM
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advertising campaign was brilliant, and it is far better than anything the ACC will ever do.

I don't have a problem with OSU jumping us. My problem is Bama and LSU not being held to the same standard, whatever that standard is. It was clear to anyone who watched the Bama/UT game Saturday night that the refs completely bailed out Bama. And then UT's QB went rogue and called his own number. Otherwise that was at best a 1-score win for Bama.

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Sports media to GWP:

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:10 AM
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Wow!! Great post. How much time did you spend and how

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:18 AM
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many drinks did it take to come up with this idea. It is hilarious but so true!

POTW

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I quit drinking, MyfO

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:20 AM
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until this evening when MNF kicks off.

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LOL

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:21 AM
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stop or i'm going to pee I my pants.

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I prefer drinking over watching the NFL too.***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:31 AM
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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


I prefer doing both simultaneously***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:33 AM
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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


Be careful not to spill any rum punch...

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:38 AM
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on your adult jersey.

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Re: I prefer drinking over watching the NFL too.***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 1:43 PM
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For truth - Frank - errr Francis .... what do you not prefer drinking over ... just curious ?!? -<img border=">

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You've been a member here since 2012

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 2:11 PM
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so you should know better than to ask that question.

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Re: You've been a member here since 2012

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 3:55 PM
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You’re right - GWP .... exactly right ... I just .. I don’t know ... guess I just wasn’t thinking !! -<img border=">

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Did you record this conversation?

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:29 AM
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I’d like to hear the audio.

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Hi there Adam Schiff, welcome to the tnets

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 10:32 AM
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I did not record this conversation, which is why I have released a transcript of the call.

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Shut the Hail Up, you got the transcript.

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 4:05 PM
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You don't need the whistleblower anymore.

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Re: 4th ranked Clemson Tigers

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 11:05 AM
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Can you get me the number the the media?

I've got a thing or two I'd like to add to the conversation.


Just send nikki steele a quick tmail and she'll

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 11:09 AM
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send you the media's phone number.

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I can I not agree with this?***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 11:09 AM
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Re: I can I not agree with this?***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 11:19 AM
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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 11:32 AM
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POTDamnD!!!!!!!!!


Re: 4th ranked Clemson Tigers

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 1:36 PM
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You're going to really confuse the media bringing all those facts into this conversation! Do you even have eyes to rank teams based on the "eye test"?

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I'd be curious to know how many of the AP voters have

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 1:48 PM
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actually watched every game of the current top 4 teams. I'm sure there are a couple of them, but I bet the percentage is a lot closer to 0 than it is to 100.

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Re: I'd be curious to know how many of the AP voters have

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 4:00 PM
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Wow - you’re making insightful post after insightful post today - GWP!! Actually - that’s not much different than normal !! -<img border=">

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Re: I'd be curious to know how many of the AP voters have

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 4:05 PM
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FIFY

Wow - you’re making insightful post after insightful post today - GWP!! Actually - that’s not much different than normal !!

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You're an angry elf***

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 4:14 PM
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I’m more impressed with your ability to have this post bumped

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Posted: Oct 21, 2019 4:31 PM
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for the late afternoon/early evening crowd.

Fully expect you to reach HOF status on this after it shows up as POTD on the front page.

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