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40 years ago....in Clemson
Jan 1, 2020, 9:34 AM
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I needed a haircut. I had long hair and my frat bro’s had been giving me chit and graduation was coming up and that meant job hunting. So it was time to cut those beautiful locks. I knew this attractive girl that cut hair to fund whatever bad habits she had so I called her up. She lived in a house on College Ave downhill from The University Shop (MH Frank now). So she starts cutting and all I can do is stare at her tig ole bitties busting outa the low cut tee she was wearing. I was in a trance......So she gets done and asks me if I like those tig ole bitties and the polite guy I am answered, Most Definitely. Whale....
She pulls that tee over her head and my gawd what a beautiful site! I start kissing and motor boating and all of a sudden we’re upstairs on her bed going to town. It lasted a while I’m proud of, and we laid around for a while playing a bit more, then I go up and left.
Saw her numerous times after that in social settings and always got a big smile back....
Oh yeah, she let me keep my cut locks......weird....
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I think the lunge is becoming Penthouse letters.***
Jan 1, 2020, 9:37 AM
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you went to clints didn't you***
Jan 1, 2020, 11:32 AM
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Short or shorter?***
Jan 1, 2020, 12:42 PM
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and a sweet kneck massage***
Jan 1, 2020, 1:00 PM
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CU Medallion [66019]
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I don’t know about all of that.
Jan 1, 2020, 4:59 PM
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Reads to me like the guy wrote a lot of jibber jabber just so he could throw in a humblebrag at the end about how much more than me he knows about sex with Neanderthals. Which, I also question. Heavily.
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Ahhiight tin***
Jan 1, 2020, 9:40 AM
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In Slabtown right now
Jan 1, 2020, 10:05 AM
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There’s a 39 year old in a single-wide wondering why his life sucks.
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Heisman Winner [119678]
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Correction: it was 45 years ago....in Clemson
Jan 1, 2020, 11:35 AM
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Addled......
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Lot o points [155750]
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Yeah, when you said you were 65 it seemed a little
Jan 2, 2020, 9:08 AM
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Odd that a man of 25 would be in a frat banging loose hairdressers.
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You tell this story and all that I can think about is...
Jan 1, 2020, 11:52 AM
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If you didn’t wash your hair after the hair cut then there were probably itchy little hairs all over those sheets. Just disgusting.
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Really? With your imagination? LOL ??***
Jan 1, 2020, 12:16 PM
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Re: 40 years ago....in Clemson
Jan 1, 2020, 7:33 PM
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Are you referring to the meter maid who was rumored to jump in the sack?
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I'm giving you a point
Jan 2, 2020, 11:04 AM
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but this story begs of a more descriptive recollection of said teddies.
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