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Married guys
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Married guys


Sep 24, 2020, 2:27 PM

when's the last time you used a condom ? Had to be at Clemson for me

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Bend over and I’ll show ya.***


Sep 24, 2020, 2:29 PM



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Pro tip


Sep 24, 2020, 2:30 PM

Save money and just pull it out


Honestly have no idea, I know after college before we were married and maybe a little while married to keep the kids away

But truly have no clue

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Waiting on snip snip followup to ensure effectiveness***


Sep 24, 2020, 2:36 PM



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True story, and csb


Sep 24, 2020, 2:43 PM

Friend got the snip. Did the follow-up and told all was good. Few months later, wife is pregnant with girl #4. Went back to doc and was told they grew back together. Very rare, but can happen.

So, congratulations to you and your wife on the upcoming pregnancy! Because if this could happen to anyone else other than my buddy, it would be you.

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MauldinT, where are you???


Some guy at my place of employement had this happen


Sep 24, 2020, 2:46 PM

Before I got hear of course. But the guy was kind of an ######## and proceeded to go off on wife about fooling around. Can't remember if he divorced her over it but I'm pretty sure they divorced anyways.

Shoulda pushed for that his turd eckto mee. Can't grow that back.

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In order to combat this chance, I just pull out and shoot


Sep 24, 2020, 2:56 PM [ in reply to True story, and csb ]

DDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ elsewhere.

Bye Bye Creampie

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If you cream pie, you'll get cumsies all over your pp, and


Sep 24, 2020, 3:43 PM

that's ghey.


Greenr

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Not if your PP fills up the hole and creates that tight seal


Sep 24, 2020, 3:50 PM

when you pullout it squeegies it clean.

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The only way to combat it is to leave it in there until it


Sep 24, 2020, 3:53 PM

dries up and is absorbed back into your body.

That's why dogs get "locked up"

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I've never had that happen.


Sep 24, 2020, 3:59 PM

Is it hard to get them off?

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To be on the safe side, you should just clip them completely


Sep 24, 2020, 3:50 PM [ in reply to Waiting on snip snip followup to ensure effectiveness*** ]

Gives your johnnyrod a more streamlined look.

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didn't you do that a couple years ago?


Sep 24, 2020, 7:47 PM [ in reply to Waiting on snip snip followup to ensure effectiveness*** ]

...or as that me.

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Re: didn't you do that a couple years ago?


Sep 24, 2020, 7:47 PM

..or WAS that me?

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About 5 years ago.


Sep 25, 2020, 7:53 AM [ in reply to didn't you do that a couple years ago? ]

I know because the youngest is about 5 and a half years old.

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Not too long ago


Sep 24, 2020, 2:37 PM

cain't be on the pill when the babby's on the tid.

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March 18th, 1998***


Sep 24, 2020, 3:18 PM



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^^^has a 22 year old to prove it***


Sep 24, 2020, 3:28 PM



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BEST. SUBLIME. SONG. on the self titled album***


Sep 24, 2020, 3:30 PM [ in reply to March 18th, 1998*** ]



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maybe 5 years or so.


Sep 24, 2020, 3:51 PM

Do they still stamp the serial numbers on them? That always fascinated me.

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Re: Married guys


Sep 24, 2020, 3:57 PM

Ew you guys have sex??? Gross. Asexual is the most enlightened way to live.

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Last night


Sep 24, 2020, 4:15 PM

Still pumping, so can't use BC and don't wanna risk a babby so close to current babby.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: Married guys


Sep 24, 2020, 4:16 PM

it was nineteen eighty something

https://youtu.be/sm--KJk-kgw

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I’ve had a vasectomy since my twins were born in 2012.


Sep 24, 2020, 4:20 PM

Haven’t pulled out since. All women will let u go raw dog if you tell them you can’t have kids.

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Pulled out


Sep 24, 2020, 4:38 PM

while we dated for about 2 years. Perfect score 1500 for 1500 or so. "Forgot" to pull out wedding night, boom pregnant. Freaked, developed the feels, then miscarriage. Sucked. Went back to pull out for a while and realized we both kind of wanted to have a kid together so we stopped and once again pregnant immediately.

Wife decided to have tubes tied after baby because it's free basically and a friend of hers told her her husband lost some #### heat after having his snip.

Honestly we might have used a condom three times because we visited a friend and had to stay in a 10 year olds room for two days and it just seemed more polite to bag it and flush it.

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Re: Pulled out


Sep 24, 2020, 4:44 PM

More polite than what? B’ing your L all over the sheets? I feel like there have to be more options in that situation

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#### seemed even messier***


Sep 24, 2020, 4:54 PM



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Her jaw broken or something?***


Sep 24, 2020, 5:53 PM



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We did that too...


Sep 24, 2020, 6:05 PM

That’s why we only used three condoms.

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####### up on 2 years sans condom


Sep 24, 2020, 7:48 PM

still have a bunch in my nightstand....figured I'll take'em to Goodwill one of these days

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If you're going to get rid of them, give me a heads up.


Sep 25, 2020, 6:40 AM

That way I'll bring my own.

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The time I was with that lesbian


Sep 25, 2020, 8:05 AM

currently rawdog with no pull out. BC and pee.

If you can't get way up in there there's no reason for anything else

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I like your funny words magic man


Was she lezbo prior to you being with her, or were you


Sep 25, 2020, 8:11 AM

just THAT terrible at doingsex?

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Prior, during, after


Sep 25, 2020, 8:18 AM

not my best moment but made for a great story

her butch fiance was at work. She and I wasn't.

Like I said, not my best moment.

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I like your funny words magic man


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