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Legend [16366]
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UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 7:58 AM
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You can’t bring your pergolas witcha.
A beast of great fury will hitcha
Right square in the mouth.
You’ll charge to the south,
But Tigers are waiting to gitcha...
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Orange Blooded [3839]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 8:15 AM
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Don't come to the south cavalier
cause the Tigers gonna knock you on your buckan ear!
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CU Medallion [52846]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 8:34 AM
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There once was a tiger named one
who just wanted to have some fun
he went to the valley and hid in an alley
then made the cavaliers run
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Orange Blooded [4760]
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Re:
Sep 28, 2020, 8:41 AM
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There once was a team from V A
Who came down to Clemson to play
With intentions to score
They left needing more
Than just their @sses handed to them that day
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All-In [27366]
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There once were some pansies from V'ginny.
Sep 28, 2020, 8:42 AM
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Good teams? They'd never had many.
They hoped this was one,
But when all said and done,
Clemson showed them they weren't worth a penny.
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Orange Blooded [4760]
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Re:
Sep 28, 2020, 9:19 AM
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In Virginia the coach Mendenhall
Will come Clemson way to play ball
And when they get beat
The weight of defeat
Will be more than his Men can haul.
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Head Coach [784]
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Re:
Sep 28, 2020, 9:35 AM
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There once was a team of Cavaliers
Who would have rather been home with their cheers
But they came down to Death Valley
Found no way to rally
And the Tigers chewed them up like their peers!
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 10:46 AM
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In Mendenhall VA hath trusted!
We hate to leave spirits disgusted,
But it won’t be close
When y’all get your dose -
You’ll cry when your Bronco gets busted.
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Freshman [4]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 10:47 AM
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Their coach is a man with no fear
That much has been made to be clear
But Cavs are no knights
These Cavs will just fight
Till whine and their cheese disappear
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Legend [16505]
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The fighting pergolas are coming to town
Sep 28, 2020, 11:20 AM
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the last time we played they looked like a clown.
When the Tiger D smacks their chin,
The wahoos will know they won't win.
And they'll wish that their pants had been brown.
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Oculus Spirit [79243]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 12:55 PM
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Tina Fay, a delicious Wahoo
A UVA Grad that smiles in lieu
Of facing defeat
Like Title repeat
As our Tigers again score 62!!!
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 2:03 PM
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Though yahoos still woohoo a lot,
Your Wahoos will still get the snot
Smacked outta their schnoz -
It’s simply becoz
We’re really durn good and you’re not.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 5:28 PM
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You’ll have to excuse the guffaw -
I’m dying to see an Or’nge Paw
Cold cockin’ a yuppie -
Let’s see if this puppy
Dislocates the Cavalier’s jaw...
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Oculus Spirit [79243]
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UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 10:17 PM
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Our QB is known for his locks.
His teammates do brag that he rocks.
Those lasers he throws
Like arrows from bows
Leave defenders befuddled like c0cks.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2020, 7:02 AM
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It’s cute how your hat has a feather!
Take that, plus your interest in leather
And “manly” goatee -
Yall just wanna be
A group of flamboyants together!
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2020, 5:25 PM
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Your forehead’s not hot to the touch,
Your white count is normal and such,
So why fake congestion
With COVID suggestion?
You’ve been playing Clemson too much?
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2020, 7:26 PM
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Coach Boom made a flub of the tongue,
But rather than having him hung,
The Shamecock AD
Continues to be
Content with professional dung.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2020, 1:37 PM
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“Y’all stop it! Your pickin’ and teasin’
Is triggering tears for some reason!
Your dominant run
Has made this no fun!
Just wait until basketball season!”
- every UVA fan
...and UNC, Wake, etc. etc.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2020, 8:11 PM
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The UVA fans will be thrilled
To find that their tickets (all willed
From their parents’ estates)
Get them in the gates
And straight to box seats with wine chilled!
They’ll neatly plop down on their duff,
Spruce up their hairdos with a fluff,
Have olives and chee
With vintage chablis,
And we’ll treat their football team rough.
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110%er [5466]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2020, 9:06 PM
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Yes Virginia there is a Santa.
But it ain’t Christmas
And our D-line is bananas
You will leave the valley in defeat
Cause you will always be the other white meat!
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All-TigerNet [10904]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2020, 7:52 AM
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Our next victims are the UVA Cavaliers
Just like the rest of their lowly peers.
We'll give Bonco
A big heave-ho
And back to Charlottesville, shedding tears!
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All-TigerNet [10904]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2020, 7:57 AM
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They'll come down the Blue Ridge trail,
Dreaming of kicking our Tiger's tail!
But as Frank would oft repeat
They're nothing but white meat
In the Valley, the Cavaliers will again fail!
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All-TigerNet [10904]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2020, 8:08 AM
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It's true, the Cavs are on the move
Bronco has them in a good groove!
But one thing for sho'
They have a ways to go!
To catch our Tigers, they've gotta improve!
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2020, 5:54 PM
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By now, you’ve all heard about Bowman -
Some think it’s a negative omen,
But I tend to think
That Clemson won’t blink.
We’re deep, and these studs work like yeomen.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2020, 6:20 AM
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Hey Wahoos, tomorrow’s the day
When you’ll see that it doesn’t pay
To come to Death Valley
Expecting to rally -
It’s not gonna happen that way...
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2020, 2:51 PM
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The Oculus, hungry for cheers,
Is ready to gin up the fears
Of hapless Virginians:
“Go forth, my Or’nge Minions,
And flow out, ye Cavalier tears!”
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2020, 6:23 PM
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‘Bout twenty-four hours from now,
A team will think, “Maybe somehow
We’ll pull this thing off!”
The Tigers will scoff,
Then crush them while we all say, “Wow.”
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All-In [40929]
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this week the hoos from UVAs
Oct 2, 2020, 7:23 PM
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suck like the coots
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Oculus Spirit [79243]
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UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2020, 10:53 PM
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Tomorrow nears, with Gameday's approach
The Wahoos attempt a win to poach.
The talking's all done.
It's time to have fun.
We'll squash their dream like a cornered roach.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 3, 2020, 7:35 AM
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It’s time to grip turf with the cleats,
Accomplish some athletic feats,
And sorely dismay
The ol’ UVA
While CFP bidding repeats...
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