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USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 7:12 AM
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U-S-C stands for
Unbelievable Shock and
Aweeeee. Ha-ha Coots stink
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on the menu...
Jun 4, 2016, 10:05 AM
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Fetid whiff o’horror
Grisly death painted in blood
It tastes like chicken
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USC Baseball haiku thread cont'd
Jun 4, 2016, 10:18 AM
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Down by the river,
Coots can't believe what they see,
Rams get victory.
~JKB
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USC Baseball haiku thread cont'd
Jun 4, 2016, 10:22 AM
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Ray watches his Chad,
"Things can't be this awful, right?"
Then Chad kicks ump's shin.
~JKB
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USC Baseball haiku thread cont'd
Jun 4, 2016, 10:27 AM
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FGF panics!!!
Their ball team is getting wrecked...
Can they still get Lee?
~JKB
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USC Baseball haiku thread cont'd
Jun 4, 2016, 10:36 AM
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Coots, no need to fret!
Are things as bad as they seem?
Wait til football starts...
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~JKB
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 10:27 AM
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Lazy #### lovers
Like catching like small balls that swing
They enjoy sucking
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 11:19 AM
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Yankee team comes south
Can't play outside until May
Still better than coots
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 11:22 AM
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RI is smallest
Barely bigger than Swansea
Big boy pants were lost
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 11:23 AM
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SEC is best
Coots lose two at Founders Park
Still claim the natty
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 11:26 AM
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No joy in cootville
Mighty gamecocks have struck out
Again and again
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 11:27 AM
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Here comes the boom bus
Or maybe it's the broom bus
Duke and Rhode Island sweep
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 11:28 AM
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Clemson rules baseball
Also dominates football
C0cks rule bass fishing
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 11:30 AM
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Looking for clutch hit
Still, still, still, still, still, still, still
Looking for clutch hit
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 11:35 AM
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Besboll been bery
Bery good at Founders Park
For the visitors
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 11:39 AM
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For it's 1-2-3
Games you're eliminated
In N-C-A-A's
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Re: USC Baseball haiku thread
Jun 4, 2016, 12:56 PM
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Rhode Island Reds
Peck weak chicklets
To death. Cry
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Spurs up it is
Jun 4, 2016, 12:59 PM
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Dead chicken it means
Ha ha ha ha
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