THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

Sep 29, 2016, 11:37 AM

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By Gaaaahd! It's upon us. For the second time in history, two top five teams will square off in the Valley. And it is going to be magnificent!

So the process is well underway my friends. Junior and I have been working all week on it. We have secured a large and ugly bird. We've actually dispatched three already. We've experimented with blow torches, boiling oils, and a put one through an actual cheese grater just to see how it went.
But this one that is left....is in for a weekend of torturous HelI. It believes it flies above all danger. It is wrong. We will clip its wings tonight and then watch as it tries to fly. Frustration will drive it mad as it realizes that flight wont work. This symbolizes the frustration of Action Jackson has he is suffocated by the crush of Wilkins, Big Dex, and friends.
The bird will try to be proud and puff and posture. This is not unlike the sleeze bag Bobby Petrino. But it's all for show....there is no character there.
Junior suggested that we remove its beak and fashion it into a ring for mama to wear Saturday night. She'll love it. Once we've plucked it, blinded it, and broken its legs, I'll simply grip its beakless head in my hand and squeeze until a sinewy pop and grissly grinding sound signals the end of its life.
This, boys, will be what's in order this weekend. You can forget the ESPN stuff. I dont care if you show up for GameDay. It wont matter. You do whatever you have to do to prepare. Eat a can of Alpo, brush your teeth with sand, get mad. Get your gums bloody. Chug a hot PBR and pile in the car. No fancy tailgates. Just raw, ugly, fury. Dont talk to the Cardinal fans. Ignore them. They are of no significance here. Their ride of glory will be cut short and crash at our feet.
You get up and get ready. Tackle the dog. Set your neighbor's car on fire.....get WILD, boys.
Shave a paw in your chest. Wear the old orange overalls. You show up and claim what God intended you to have. And when the crowd clears, and the cool night air washes over Death Valley, you can go home. Take a hot shower, put on some Barry White, pop a bottle of cheap wine and celebrate with your lady.
I'll be glistening in the black blood stains over my body, howling in the night. This is how we will celebrate....in gore and violence. Rain down on the Cardinals like the end of days.

Buckle up!!!

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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

Hope to stay on your good side. Go Tigers!***

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