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CU Medallion [60036]
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After what just happened
Apr 15, 2021, 8:22 AM
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in the bathroom, I am now legit hungry. I had to have lost a couple of pounds. That. Was. Insane.
Espresso and Cinnamon Roll from the coffee shop is next on menu after dropping off son at school.
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All-In [34486]
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Dropping off the son at school
Apr 15, 2021, 8:24 AM
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is my new favorite euphemism for taking a dump
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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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Was it this?
Apr 15, 2021, 8:25 AM
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Or this?
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CU Medallion [60036]
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Top
Apr 15, 2021, 8:28 AM
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I had a HUGE solid one, thought I was done.
10 minutes later, I was at the top. My body was like, “yeah we know you are flying today and going to eat turd food at the ballpark. So let’s get this over with and make some room.”
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All-In [42139]
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Re: After what just happened
Apr 15, 2021, 8:25 AM
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All-In [47750]
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I did not poo yesserday. I fully expect an epic one shortly.***
Apr 15, 2021, 8:26 AM
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CU Medallion [60036]
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I was the same.
Apr 15, 2021, 8:29 AM
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Prayers for you and your toilet.
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CU Medallion [58411]
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You would be amazed.
Apr 15, 2021, 8:38 AM
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At a previous job, we had the digital freight scales in the shipping department. Lunch buddy and I would always weigh ourselves immediately upon returning from lunch, then again following post lunch blowout dump. You would be truly amazed when you see the actual numbers, as 4-5 pound poops were common. As we were real men after all, what started as a novel curiosity became, of course, a serious competition. He typically cleaned up (no pun intended) there, as he weighed in at close to 300lbs compared to my girlish 200lbs, however I could give him a run after a big weekend.
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Heisman Winner [135824]
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Regional manager comes and and sees graphs on the wall
Apr 15, 2021, 8:43 AM
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Mgr: productivity is looking great guys
Smiling and LB: thank you sir,
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CU Medallion [60036]
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Update
Apr 15, 2021, 11:02 AM
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3rd at airport. Solid too. This is insanity
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Oculus Spirit [79195]
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Welcome to my world rookie***
Apr 15, 2021, 11:04 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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/\/\/\ THIS GUY #####***
Apr 15, 2021, 11:08 AM
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All-In [47750]
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For the record....The terlit survived.
Apr 15, 2021, 12:00 PM
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