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For you gun nuts:
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For you gun nuts:


Mar 16, 2021, 3:28 PM

Some actual Gun Nuts. Or, by their branded name, Tac Sac.

1) This is a real product.
2) Nothing weird about cupping nuts whilst firing your superawesome AR.



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What is it with rednecks putting nuts on things?


Mar 16, 2021, 3:31 PM



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Uh, because 'Murica?


Mar 16, 2021, 3:35 PM

C'mon, son.

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What the F?


Mar 16, 2021, 3:42 PM [ in reply to What is it with rednecks putting nuts on things? ]



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You got a problem with that? Go back to California!***


Mar 16, 2021, 3:58 PM



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Just noticed handicapped plates also.***


Mar 16, 2021, 4:01 PM



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Probably from his abnormally large nuts dragging the


Mar 16, 2021, 4:03 PM

ground when he walks.

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i just has a wheelchair for his nads


Mar 16, 2021, 4:28 PM

that he waddles over when he walks

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I think it is a wheelbarrow


Mar 16, 2021, 4:38 PM

.



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Tourette’s gets you those sweet parking spaces.***


Mar 16, 2021, 5:05 PM [ in reply to Just noticed handicapped plates also.*** ]



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lutz, that was my main reasoning for posting that pig


Mar 16, 2021, 4:50 PM [ in reply to What the F? ]

decal is hilarious. And as noted even funnier on a handicap.

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Re: For you gun nuts:


Mar 16, 2021, 3:33 PM

.


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Bell and Howell?***


Mar 16, 2021, 3:37 PM



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Coming from someone who looks at and cups


Mar 16, 2021, 3:37 PM

a disproportionately large number of ballsacks, the model for that beanbag needs to get checked for cancer.

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I have a ballzack, can you check mine Doc?***


Mar 16, 2021, 3:38 PM



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I'll check yours... off the clock***


Mar 16, 2021, 3:58 PM



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ohhhh, you said cLock. Man, I was confused.***


Mar 16, 2021, 4:04 PM



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If you had to guess,


Mar 16, 2021, 3:41 PM [ in reply to Coming from someone who looks at and cups ]

how many balls would you estimate you've handled over the past few years? Are we in 4 digits? 5?

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I'd like it represented by cumulative weight and


Mar 16, 2021, 3:56 PM

potential gallons of cumsies per life time.

The lounge could then come together to solve the riddle as to ball quantity.

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I've got that equation written on


Mar 16, 2021, 4:30 PM

the inside cover of my TI-85

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Let's see... carry the four... cross multiply...


Mar 16, 2021, 3:57 PM [ in reply to If you had to guess, ]

If I've averaged 30 inguinal hernia repairs per year for the past 6 years, which I think is probably about right, and we assume 95% are male, and we include a preop exam, intraop, and postop visit.

Then of course, we're going to have to factor in all of the non-inguinal hernia related scrotal encounters on inpatients, all the hydroceles that were misdiagnosed, etc, I'll say just conservatively that adds another 25 ballbags annually.

Then add in my own, and handling my son's which we'll just call one solo encounter for the sake of simplicity.

((6 x 3 x ( 0 x .95) + (25 x 6)) x 2) = 1326 + 2 + 2 = 1330

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Why you multiplicating .95 timeses zero?


Mar 16, 2021, 4:10 PM

And you've only touched your own sack once in 6 years? I call Shenanigans.

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Re: Why you multiplicating .95 timeses zero?


Mar 16, 2021, 4:13 PM

I lost a 3 in there, the .95 is the percent of the 30 IHR's that are males. And if we're counting how many times I've touched my own balls in the last six years, then we're going to be talking in the millions, and that sort of defeats the purpose of this exercise.

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is that sacs, or individual ballses....so 665 sacs?


Mar 16, 2021, 4:32 PM [ in reply to Let's see... carry the four... cross multiply... ]

and, quickly please

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Could be either?


Mar 16, 2021, 4:37 PM



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Re: is that sacs, or individual ballses....so 665 sacs?


Mar 16, 2021, 4:42 PM [ in reply to is that sacs, or individual ballses....so 665 sacs? ]

That’s total nards, so 665 pairs. I’ll make sure to start keeping a better log of these things

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It would be best to have an excel sheet you could share w the class***


Mar 16, 2021, 4:47 PM



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ONE MORE SACK IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST


Mar 16, 2021, 5:07 PM [ in reply to Re: is that sacs, or individual ballses....so 665 sacs? ]

Wanna let my nuts be the ones that take you to the dark side?

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I have several single-balled friends, so a simple


Mar 16, 2021, 5:44 PM [ in reply to Re: is that sacs, or individual ballses....so 665 sacs? ]

x2 multiplier won't necessarily work.

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several?


Mar 16, 2021, 5:49 PM

.



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Man, I bet you never get used to the warmth, or the weight.***


Mar 16, 2021, 4:57 PM [ in reply to Let's see... carry the four... cross multiply... ]



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As a non-AR type guy, would those serve a purpose, like


Mar 16, 2021, 4:02 PM

do you squeeze that ballbag in order to hold the rifle a little more steady? Or does it just sit there? Do they dangle back and forth with the kick of the rifle? Can you grow hair on them like a chia pet?

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When shooting at 100 yards or more, you would use them to


Mar 16, 2021, 4:58 PM

steady your farm arm by balancing them on your closest bro's chin.

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I feel like the kick might bloody his nose


Mar 16, 2021, 5:06 PM

I guess bros will be bros


#FarmArm

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Better than getting projectile in his eye.***


Mar 16, 2021, 5:12 PM



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Depends on his ethnic background. If your bro is Asian, he


Mar 16, 2021, 5:16 PM

may be into that, well at least his sister might be. I have done EXTENSIVE research into this and know this for a true fact.

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Talk about over compensating


Mar 16, 2021, 4:31 PM

Instead of “grow a pair” - buy a pair. Ain’t capitalism grand.

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