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OT: Clemson Football if Run by The Republican Party
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OT: Clemson Football if Run by The Republican Party


Jun 28, 2019, 8:09 AM

A safe space for our liberal friends. They were triggered by my other post...

1. All white players
2. BYOG- Bring Your Own Gun
3. Oculus Replaced with The Holy Cross
4. BYOG- Bring Your Own Goodbook
5. Ronald Reagan Appreciation Day

Lighten up and have some fun... I’m a Libertarian and think we are screwed regardless of party. You LGBTQ folks sure get your panties in a wad.

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Jun 28, 2019, 8:16 AM

Preach my libertarian friend.

During my time working on Capitol Hill (adjacent), the one thing I learned was that we send 536 of our village idiots to a building with low expectations. Saying one side is a bigger idiot than your idiot is a lot like the SEC...


As a funny side, I think it would look like CPJ. All running, no passing because "a forward pass" would be "progressive socialism" and they will only do it on third and long. :)

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Jun 28, 2019, 8:23 AM

6. Halftime Communion
7. Don Munson Replaced by Rush Limbaugh
8. No booze tailgates
9. Black players sit at the back of the bus
10. Military Appreciation day with Live Ammo
11. Walls... lots of walls
12. Segregated seating
13. Whites Only Restrooms
14. Top 1% get the best seats
15. Modestly Dressed Cheerleaders- no skin

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No booze?


Jun 28, 2019, 8:28 AM

You must not know the Republicans that I know. ;)

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Snowflake Basher........Out


We all need to lighten up, for sure.


Jun 28, 2019, 8:24 AM

People at either end of the political spectrum were miserable human beings (Hitler, Stalin, Mao, etc...) and are ideologues.

A Clemson professor once told our classroom that, and he held positions in 2 white house administrations.

Having a sense of humor.

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Re: We all need to lighten up, for sure.


Jun 28, 2019, 8:31 AM

If you can’t laugh at things... what’s the point?

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Re: We all need to lighten up, for sure.


Jun 28, 2019, 12:22 PM

Exactly. (I can't seem to type on my phone btw...crytpic un-unintelligible responses)

People are so easily butt-hurt nowadays It's fun knowing that we have SO MUCH control over them though...lol.

I think the last time somebody's joke actually hurt my feelings was when I was 5, or 6.

I learned at an early age not to let other people get under my skin.... "Toughen up" and "nobody likes a cry-baby" were constant refrains of my father. People are easy to tune out if you have self-control.

Those who're easily offended usually lack self-esteem, have little confidence and often-times are bullies (my personal favorite). In other words, they aren't fun to be around.

I hope all the pansies take offense to this post and thumbs-down me now. Come on cry babies show your colors!!!!!!

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Jun 28, 2019, 8:32 AM [ in reply to We all need to lighten up, for sure. ]

I once had a Clemson lab teacher named "Reb" who said a Yankee is anyone who lives north of Walhalla or south of Pelzer.
Just sayin...

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run by The Republican Party


Jun 28, 2019, 8:57 AM



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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run by The Republican Party


Jun 28, 2019, 9:45 AM

Okay I'll play. As a moderate I don't care for the fringe on either side.
1. All female cheerleaders for both teams must wear mumus(can't have those sexy bodies giving impure thoughts)
2. No Dance team(cam't offend the Southern Baptists by dancing)
3. All season ticket apps would have religious affiliation and sexual orientation on them(got to weed out those Muslims, Hindoos, and atheists. Them homos might try and influence our kids into a life of depravity)
4.Halftime is now a revival neeting with an altar call at the 50 yard line.
5. All black fans must sit in the upper deck.
6. White players run down the hill first, then black players.
7.White players have names on jerseys, black players don't(they all look alike anyway)
8. Players have segregated dressing rooms.
9.White men all always served first at the concession stands(after all women and blacks are second class citizens)
10.All players must cut their hair to high and tights(including Lawrence)
11. DJ must play (cringe) Christian Rock.
Got to end it there, that last one almost made me throw-up.

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Clemson Football As Run by Dabo


Jun 28, 2019, 1:19 PM

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