Replies: 39
| visibility 1
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 7:07 AM
|
|
This team full of nerds from Atlanta, Who always got slide rules from Santa, Signed up for the option, Not new scheme adoption - They just want to cut block but can’t-uh.
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 7:11 AM
|
|
Ring in the new year! The new season! New networks their skids have been greasin’ To cover the champs As they put the clamps On lower-tier teams for some reason...
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [7191]
TigerPulse: 70%
Posts: 20374
Joined: 8/18/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 7:38 AM
|
|
The ACC has a new Network It will be an exciting new realm But for the Yellow Jackets of Ga.Tech, It will be like a Nightmare on Elm!
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 7:49 AM
|
|
Paul Johnson sure picked a good time - He might have stayed well past his prime, But he got away Ahead of Thursday. This smackdown will look like a crime.
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [6513]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 4151
Joined: 5/17/09
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 7:55 AM
|
|
Well, we start off with the bees Who should be a breeze They’re starting from scratch They probably can’t catch And we’ll score as much as we please!
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 7:57 AM
|
|
The Jackets may buzz and conspire, But this week their prospects are dire. While Death Valley booms, They’ll all be consumed By orange-striped gasoline fire.
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [27366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 26233
Joined: 9/19/11
|
There once was a team named Tech,
Aug 26, 2019, 8:27 AM
|
|
Who's plays were as boring as Heck. So they fired their play caller, and thought they'd hired a baller, But Clemson showed they were still just a wreck.
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4757]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 8263
Joined: 9/13/01
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 9:22 AM
|
|
The Ramblin' Wreck is in town Just in time for their annual beat-down. Those god-awful Bees Will be brought to their knees And we'll make their coach look like a clown.
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [26478]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 20621
Joined: 9/2/02
|
The Jackets ... a new season they bring
Aug 26, 2019, 9:26 AM
|
|
Clemson has shiny new rings its quite a shame can't see the game Dish Network remote gets a fling
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [67715]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 115417
Joined: 11/30/98
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS- disappointed there are
Aug 26, 2019, 9:44 AM
|
|
none with Nantucket or bucket in them so far.
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4144]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 3983
Joined: 1/22/03
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS- disappointed there are
Aug 26, 2019, 9:57 AM
|
|
just to undisappoint ya!
There was this team carrying a bucket; they were from the ATL not Nantucket; many had a sheepish grin; as the bent over to grab their shins; to get ready for........ aw @#&$ it!!!!
How was that?
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS- disappointed there are
Aug 27, 2019, 8:59 AM
[ in reply to Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS- disappointed there are ] |
|
Nantucket is known for things fine-a, Like caviar, cheeses, and wine-a. This week? Nothin’ fancy. Just crushin’ a nancy. Save that stuff for North Carolina...
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [67715]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 115417
Joined: 11/30/98
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 9:49 AM
|
|
There once was a Tech from the G Their mascot was much like a bee They came full of pride Got kicked in backside And now they are fleeing the scene
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 1:19 PM
|
|
Though playing us first garners fear, The Bees’ entire season’s unclear. The coaching transition Is raising suspicion - Will they score a touchdown this year?
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 1:26 PM
|
|
(As if someone needed to say it) Let’s kick this game off! Don’t delay it! We’d score in our sleep, But since ‘we too deep’ We’ll let all the fourth stringers play it.
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [5648]
TigerPulse: 92%
Posts: 12124
Joined: 9/28/08
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 1:35 PM
|
|
My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 1:39 PM
|
|
The ACC Network is giddy, But once we score forty or fitty All in the first half, They won’t want to laugh - A blowout on TV ain’t pretty.
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1955]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 1230
Joined: 9/7/13
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 10:38 PM
|
|
Well those Jackets are hopin' our "D" Won't be good as last year's but they''ll see, Fumble, P.I. and sack They'll be givin' balls back To TL, Etienne, Ross and Tee!
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 1:46 PM
|
|
Though Jackets will pucker and fight it, Their colon and all that’s inside it Will certainly yield When we take the field - Those thin yellow britches can’t hide it.
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [78892]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13036
Joined: 9/24/18
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 2:19 PM
|
|
Sporting a fresh look via Coach Collins, The "jackets", not uga, come "a call'n". Facing Orange Clad Studs, Who'll greet them with THUDS!!! There is only ONE TEAM that is "All In"!!!
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [78892]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13036
Joined: 9/24/18
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 2:32 PM
|
|
The "wreck" must "ramble" up I-85, In tow, a shoddily rebuilt bee hive. The girls on the bus Will all start to cuss Knowing they will soon be eaten alive!!!
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [78892]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13036
Joined: 9/24/18
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 2:46 PM
|
|
For decades we played on Grant Field, we're told. Dad said "wine-o's" could don those hats of gold And by some strange means They'd defeat our teams, But Tigers . . . now's a New Day to behold!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
All-TigerNet [10805]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 7924
Joined: 10/18/16
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 5:09 PM
|
|
Tech is coming from the ATL The Tigers listen to the Tillman clock bell Fans crowded around the set of gameday, Waiting for the start of 2019 play. The Bees know this won't go well.
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 7:07 PM
|
|
A yellow-clad Tech engineer Said, “This could beat Clemson this year,” As he tunes and oils A laser that boils An entire heavenly sphere.
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4754]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 5125
Joined: 9/14/02
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 9:37 PM
|
|
There once was a team from the 404 their great past teams were folklore But with new Coach Collins were no match for "All In" Into their hive the Tigers did score.
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 26, 2019, 11:08 PM
|
|
I fondly recall all the scowls, Onlooking as Brent disembowels His option formations With bitter frustrations - I’m gonna miss Granny Pawl’s jowls.
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 27, 2019, 8:37 AM
|
|
Hey Tech - just imagine a vision Where surgical passing precision Meets 5-Star receivers. We’ll make you believers And burn you like nuke-u-ler fission.
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 27, 2019, 5:26 PM
|
|
It might be too gruesome to laugh When, to the dismay of your staff, XT goes unblocked. You’re gonna be shocked - He might snap your QB in half.
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 27, 2019, 9:57 PM
|
|
And just when you think he’ll be nice And call the dogs off of yer ayss, Coach Swinney will summon, And they’ll keep a-comin’ Commanded by lethal Chase Brice.
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 27, 2019, 10:20 PM
|
|
I’ve often maintained the assertion That constant, extended exertion Employed to defend Our scores without end Would wiser be done by desertion...
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 28, 2019, 5:13 PM
|
|
The pundits love wagging a finger And saying, “On laurels, don’t linger.“ Hey experts, don’t worry – We’re in a big hurry To crush Tech, antennas to stinger.
|
|
|
|
|
Scout Team [185]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 260
Joined: 2/19/16
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 28, 2019, 5:34 PM
|
|
The bees fired their old coach, that simple This GT team will pop like a pimple Their new coach named Geoff Will suffer undue stress and wish he was back at Temple.
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 28, 2019, 9:08 PM
|
|
“It’s normal to feel a bit nervous - Let’s not let those jitters unnerve us,” Said Brent to your lineup As he prepped your signup For yearly proctology service.
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1780]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 844
Joined: 12/30/15
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 28, 2019, 9:14 PM
|
|
There once was a boy from Tech Who bet on the Ramblin Wreck His logic was faulty The Tigers were salty And Brent kept his foot on their neck.
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [6104]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 3825
Joined: 7/30/18
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 28, 2019, 9:22 PM
|
|
TU to all for exceptional creativity in pumping us up to beat the engineers!
|
|
|
|
|
All-TigerNet [10901]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 12986
Joined: 8/4/14
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 28, 2019, 9:24 PM
|
|
There's been so much consternation From many folks in Tigernet nation They don't know how to see Our Tigers on their TV Just go to the game & watch the domination!
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 28, 2019, 9:36 PM
|
|
So, fried chicken stacked on a bun - Is Chick-fil-A how it’s best done? Is Popeye’s preferred? Don’t ask a Tech nerd - Those fools choose the Varsity one.
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2019, 11:18 AM
|
|
Dez Howard in buttondown shirt Thinks Tigers the Jackets can hurt?? He’s full of hot air. We don’t really care If we’re on your ‘upset alert.’
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2019, 12:09 PM
|
|
I caught up with Herbie this morning, With “All In” my t-shirt adorning, And said, “Hey, tell Dez To watch what he says - Like Finebaum, he needs to take warning.”
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9547
Joined: 2/21/06
|
Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2019, 7:03 PM
|
|
The Oculus trembles and quakes - Death Valley’s foundations it shakes. Beneath the great paw, A bottomless maw Is waiting to seal Jackets’ fates.
|
|
|
|
Replies: 39
| visibility 1
|
|
|