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Taking a new lady to the game for a first date...
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Taking a new lady to the game for a first date...


Sep 19, 2019, 5:53 PM

She’s never been to a CFB game before and I splurged on lower deck south tickets about 15 rows up so she won’t know right away that I’m upper deck poor.

All you idgits in Section H, please be on your best behavior. TIA this helps.

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ummm


Sep 19, 2019, 5:56 PM

you know the roolz

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


parking pass might seal the deal***


Sep 19, 2019, 6:04 PM



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Re: parking pass might seal the deal***


Sep 19, 2019, 6:13 PM

True, I can’t get anyone on TigerTickets to respond today for them unfortunately.

I mean, I’m willing to pay a whole $15 dollars for a good AOC spot. ??

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I hope you have enough left to spring for some Dippin Dots


Sep 19, 2019, 8:46 PM

I hear it’s considered an aphrodisiac in some places.

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I'm sure Francis Marion will enjoy herself..


Sep 19, 2019, 10:29 PM

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Wine her, dine her...


Sep 19, 2019, 10:43 PM

And 49er.

??

~JKB

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Re: Wine her, dine her...


Sep 20, 2019, 11:56 AM

I laughed for way too long at this. Well done.

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Re: Wine her, dine her...


Sep 20, 2019, 7:43 PM [ in reply to Wine her, dine her... ]

Not bad sir, not bad at all, ??

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Re: Taking a new lady to the game for a first date...


Sep 19, 2019, 10:49 PM

Good choice

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If She Were a Coot You Could Go Get Some Porta John Action***


Sep 19, 2019, 11:02 PM



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Re: If She Were a Coot You Could Go Get Some Porta John Action***


Sep 20, 2019, 7:00 AM

Sometimes being a coot has its advantages. I can’t believe I just said that

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Yeah, where do think the term Early Bird Special came from?


Sep 20, 2019, 7:05 AM

Chickens leaving WB early to drown their sorrows in a hot meal and restaurants feeling sorry for them, hence the discount.

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Re: If She Were a Coot You Could Go Get Some Porta John Action***


Sep 20, 2019, 7:45 PM [ in reply to If She Were a Coot You Could Go Get Some Porta John Action*** ]

High class caacks prefer the dumpster.

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Be sure to remind her of the tradition that all first timer


Sep 20, 2019, 9:03 AM

women attending college football games have to give their man a kiss at the end of each quarter. :)

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Re: Be sure to remind her of the tradition that all first timer


Sep 20, 2019, 11:40 AM

And after every score!

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Score!


Sep 20, 2019, 12:09 PM

She be like....

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Re: Be sure to remind her of the tradition that all first timer


Sep 20, 2019, 11:52 AM [ in reply to Be sure to remind her of the tradition that all first timer ]

Just a kiss? No wonder the first 9 girls I asked said what they did!!

...and this makes me really wonder about what type of girl my wife was before our first date to a Clemson game...... hmmmmm

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Wear lots of deodorant.........


Sep 20, 2019, 3:15 PM

it can get pretty funky in those stands!

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Re: Pigs or.......


Sep 20, 2019, 3:22 PM



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Screw Calford.


Re: Taking a new lady to the game for a first date...


Sep 20, 2019, 3:30 PM

Pigs, or it didn't happen.

Seriously, have a great time!

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Re: Taking a new lady to the game for a first date...


Sep 20, 2019, 5:47 PM

You'll know she isn't the one for you if she woo-hoos during Tiger Rag.

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Or if she Woo-Hoos at ANY time....


Sep 20, 2019, 6:52 PM

I hates the Woo Hoo. It is a carbuncle on the ######## of humanity.

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