Magoo Report Card time, y'all....

Feb 9, 2021, 12:21 AM

Let's see how The Demented One is doing...

1) Killed the Keystone before any of those magical solar panel jobs were available....F-

2) Lied about unifying the country....................F-

3) Went from moderate to fascism in record time..............A-

4) Refused to call teachers back to in person teaching.......(kissing their a$$es).. FF-

5) Still glued to the teleprompter.................................D-

6) Signed 40+ EOs....Zero legislation even in the works...........F-

7) Sucking up to China already.................................A-

8) Continuing the Biden Family of lying.......................AA-

9) Has taken cluelessness to another level..................A++++

10) Has failed to speak with Netanyahu...good job, Joey.............F

11) Continuing beautifully with his gaffes, forgetfulness and looking lost....F--

12) No true presser yet...anybody surprised?..........................FF-

13) Being controlled by extreme left wing radicals that will destroy America....F-

14) Allowing ANY person across the southern border, esp. COVID +, human traffickers, terrorists and those selling drugs and guns.......................................FFFF-

15) Restarting caged children program......................A-

16) Still wrestling with that dang pen.......................LMAO.......D+

17) Wearing out the teleprompter technician....................A+

18) Leading candidate for jokes/ humorous skits on SNL, FOX, etc....AAA

19) Perfect case study for Alzheimer's Disease.......A++

20) Making Dems, libs and his base look like Cretins for voting for him..... A++

21) Putting his 'base/ followers' in embarrassing spots (having to defend his sorry A$$ and looking dumb as he!! doing it!!)..............F-

22) Allowing repubs to laugh their a$$es off at what the Dem party brought to the WH!!...A+++

23) First bigoted, corrupt racist to live in the WH since Stalin.........LOL ....F-

24) Crafting a Green Dumb Deal that will destroy our country's economy...over 1.2 deg F.....FFFFFFFFF-

25) That famous entry on your elementary report cards.."works well with others".........FFF----

26) Arithmetic..........................FF-- (total loss)

27) Lies well.......................A+++

28) Logic and Common Sense...............F zero...

29) Sleeps well sitting up................A+++

30) Handles writer's cramp well............C-

31) Recommendation for advancement to a higher grade......DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

32) BATHROOM HYGIENE.................FF-----......incessant need for Depends!!...FF--

33) Pays attention to science re COVID.........................F-

34) Able to complete whole sentences at a single bound !!....D-

35) Has no F'en idea what he's doing....AAAA----

36) Advanced Gaffing 301...................AAA+++

37) First pres. to be nominated for MAD Magazine's Man of the Year!!...Special Certificate

38) Hair Smelling and Penetrating 401...............AA++

39) Plagiarizing for Dummies 302.................AA++

40) Transcript Forging 101...............AA++

41) Beginner's Hair Implants 202 for Cool Guys with Aviator Glasses....AA++

42) Dental Implants OU812 for Seniors....................AA+++

43) Beginning Geography 101..."How to Distinguish Vermont from NH" in one lesson....C-

44) Teleprompter Squinting.........F--

With a record start like this, there is no telling how low Mr. Magoo will be able to take America!!

Good Job Libs.........feel like dumba$$es?

Message was edited by: MiuraTiger®

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Need some Depends, sonny? Can you contest the report card grades? Of course not...it would make you look, well, dumb! You do realize, even after three weeks of Magoo, that America is screwed with this clown sitting in the WH, signing anything put in front of him?

Get ready to dig deep, very deep, what with paying for free education, all student loans, the multi-trillion dollar Green Stupid Deal (all over 1.1 deg. F), free health care for illegals. And don't forget that ObamaCare is Crap Care. Our general well health-being has declined every year since OCare was shoved down our throats with LIES! Obamacare is bare maintenance care with NO preventive care at all...just treating diseases...the worst delivery system in the world, thanks to an incompetent racist part-Muslim bigot from Chi-Town, the birthplace of corrupt politics!!!

Magoo Report Card time, y'all....

Re: Magoo Report Card time, y'all....

Inciting message board diarrhea:

the funny/sad thing is he seems to put a lot of time into it***

what else is he gonna do? Bang his 300 lb wife?

Re: Inciting message board diarrhea:

Trump had 4 years to fix healthcare.

2 with GOP control of both houses of Congress...

Re: Magoo Report Card time, y'all....

Nice crayon drawing, Miura

Hey are you an every day buyer or a bulk guy?

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