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More Humor From A Cousin In England
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More Humor From A Cousin In England


Mar 9, 2021, 6:57 PM

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He is from India and is concerned about my car warranty

They say we can have gatherings of up to 8 people without any issues. I don't know 8 people without issues.

We should train all Amazon delivery drivers to give the vaccine. The whole population would be immunized by Saturday. Thursday if you've got Prime.

So....you've been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but you don't want the vaccine because "you don't know what's in it"?

Another reason to wear a mask --- You can mouth the words "screw you" directly to someone's face all day and they will never know.

Breaking news ------ Man shot 200 times with upholstery gun. Surgeons reveled he is now fully recovered.

They say every piece of chocolate you eat will shorten your life by two minutes. I've done the math. Seems I died in 1537.

For those weddings cancelled due to COVID-19. God is giving you a second chance to think it over.

Warning !! Bars need your help. We can only open at 1/3 of our capacity. Those who cannot drink for 3 are kindly asked to leave their place for the professionals.

We are not aging, we are ripening to perfection.

We all know mirrors don't lie ..... I'm just grateful that they don't laugh.

Who would have thought one day we'd be smoking weed at a family gathering, but the illegal part would be the family gathering.

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Mar 9, 2021, 7:00 PM



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The 5th one about the mask


Mar 9, 2021, 7:51 PM

was so true in a Walmart checkout line a couple of weeks ago - it was so slow that I was glad that nobody could tell it was me making comments- the guy in front of me was actually cracking up at all I had to say - no profanity though

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Mar 9, 2021, 8:37 PM

masks have certainly helped in not having to suffer certain individual's bad breath.

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Re: The 5th one about the mask


Mar 9, 2021, 9:13 PM

Now that is funny Joe. Had to write a few of them down.

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