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110%er [6075]
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I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 16, 2019, 2:03 PM
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I'm looking to pick up a 5* tight end
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Orange Blooded [4146]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 16, 2019, 2:04 PM
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Better hope she can't read this or all you will be able to afford is a 1 star trailer park tranny!
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Oculus Spirit [82035]
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All-TigerNet [10856]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 16, 2019, 2:08 PM
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Is she looking for more playing time?
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Needs a better system to showcase her abilities***
May 17, 2019, 11:33 AM
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Freshman [9]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 16, 2019, 2:11 PM
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Where is your wife on the depth chart?
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110%er [6075]
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3rd string wide receiver***
May 16, 2019, 2:15 PM
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Orange Blooded [4146]
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Re: 3rd string wide receiver***
May 16, 2019, 2:29 PM
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I was thinking she was the backup SLOT receiver! Post pigs and we will assess her rank on the depth chart!
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Team Captain [451]
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Wow, you really took a chance on that one
May 16, 2019, 3:28 PM
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Im assuming she was a walk-on and not a scholarship player?
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All-American [567]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 16, 2019, 2:19 PM
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Dang Dude ... Just spit my $.50 Wendy's Frosty all over my desk ...
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Heisman Winner [111526]
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lol
May 16, 2019, 2:30 PM
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@married people.
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110%er [7219]
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Re: lol
May 17, 2019, 7:03 AM
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Tigerbalm not married? Who would have guessed that?
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CU Guru [1149]
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All you gotta do is move a younger player into the
May 16, 2019, 3:00 PM
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starting spot. She'll be in the portal faster than you can say Trevor Lawrence.
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CU Medallion [58411]
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Or you could enter your wife's portal.***
May 16, 2019, 3:11 PM
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Team Captain [451]
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Heeey, aint this site rated PG-13?
May 16, 2019, 3:25 PM
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That one may be really close her, errr, the line
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Team Captain [451]
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Depends...
May 16, 2019, 3:19 PM
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What kind of talent does she have?
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110%er [5062]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 16, 2019, 3:40 PM
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Hope you have a cot in your garage. lol
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Oculus Spirit [78865]
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show some pigs so we can judge***
May 16, 2019, 4:00 PM
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Orange Blooded [3362]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 16, 2019, 4:10 PM
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She may be saying the same thing.
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Orange Blooded [2550]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 16, 2019, 4:47 PM
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Does she have any eligibility left?
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Letterman [259]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 17, 2019, 12:42 AM
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Gotta Pic? Im accepting transfers..lol
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All-In [36409]
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You must not be “all in” much
May 17, 2019, 8:20 AM
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Or she’s redshirting alot
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 17, 2019, 9:02 AM
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You guys walk a treacherous ledge thru life.
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CU Medallion [52271]
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The day after posting...are you still alive?***
May 17, 2019, 9:09 AM
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Rock Defender [71]
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Re: The day after posting...are you still alive?***
May 17, 2019, 10:08 AM
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he ded
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110%er [5394]
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Oculus Spirit [93658]
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Buy her flowers and take her to dinner...
May 17, 2019, 10:06 AM
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treat her like a lady and you'll get some five star tight end right there at home, dummy.
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110%er [6136]
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are you married?
May 17, 2019, 3:11 PM
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haha
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Orange Blooded [2504]
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Just think of your dream 5* Tight End....
May 17, 2019, 11:54 AM
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….somewhere there is a man ready to send her to the transfer portal too!
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CU Guru [1149]
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Yep. No matter how good she looks or sweet she acts,
May 17, 2019, 12:41 PM
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somewhere, a man is tired of her s***.
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CU Guru [1650]
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Re: Just think of your dream 5* Tight End....
May 17, 2019, 1:57 PM
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This guy gets it. If you're looking for that perfect recruit then you will always be looking. You need to cultivate at develop a recruit as a partnership.
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All-Conference [407]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 17, 2019, 12:49 PM
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This is the most amusing post I've seen on tiger net. Keep the comments coming and thanks for the Friday humor. ??????????
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Orange Blooded [3750]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 17, 2019, 1:47 PM
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I bet you will change your mind about this after her divorce lawyer gets through with you! Players can leave for free but when wives leave it is usually very expensive!!!!!
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All-TigerNet [11188]
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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
May 17, 2019, 3:03 PM
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Make sure you drill her to see performance before making a committable offer.
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CU Guru [1947]
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....when you walk in the door tonight.........
May 17, 2019, 4:52 PM
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Orange Blooded [4035]
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please post stats, photo and favorite position played
May 17, 2019, 4:58 PM
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Some teams 1 star recruit is another teams 5 star. Lol
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Legend [16779]
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Not sure this qualifies as an 'x' rated thread
May 17, 2019, 5:58 PM
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But that 'y' is leaning a bit and about to grow a leg!!!
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