Tiger Board Logo

Donor's Den General Leaderboards TNET coins™ POTD Hall of Fame Map FAQ
GIVE AN AWARD
Use your TNET coins™ to grant this post a special award!

W
50
Big Brain
90
Love it!
100
Cheers
100
Helpful
100
Made Me Smile
100
Great Idea!
150
Mind Blown
150
Caring
200
Flammable
200
Hear ye, hear ye
200
Bravo
250
Nom Nom Nom
250
Take My Coins
500
Ooo, Shiny!
700
Treasured Post!
1000

YOUR BALANCE
I want to clear the air about Football Gate 2012
storage This topic has been archived - replies are not allowed.
Archives - Tiger Boards Archive
add New Topic
Replies: 45
| visibility 5,582

I want to clear the air about Football Gate 2012


Sep 12, 2012, 12:42 AM
diagram.jpg(223.6 K)

a) I was simply The Observer in the incident. I was not actually cognizant of the drama until I heard yelling and saw a man being held back.

b) Though I did not actually see a knife penetrate football, this information was relayed to me second hand. And, I trust it. The man had his football in its punctured state, and was not happy about it. Therefore, I can assume that, indeed, he was victimized by a knifing of football.

c) No children were involved. Everybody on Team Drunk Guy seemed at least teenage and up, including one girl who had a really nice butt.

d) I maintain that while appropriate action should have been taken from the perpetrator of the knifing (aka Overzealous Dooshmonkey), the fact that a knife was introduced in such a violent measure was intentionally provoking, and not simply intended to end the barrage of drunk football throwing by Team Drunk Guy.

e) Team Drunk Guy may also have been slightly enraged by his own doing after his tent takedown resulted in a scrap pile.

f) However, it was humorous watching another tailgate salvage the covering from the tent frame after Team Drunk Guy vacated the area.

g) Knifing a football is for men with too much to prove to others. Take a chill pill.

h) You people that are siding with Overzealous Dooshmonkey have issues.

And, so you guys are one the same page, here is a visual breakdown of the scene (click for larger image):



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Hands-down, best post ever on T-net....


Sep 12, 2012, 12:46 AM

You went all JFK w/ the pointers. Just good stuff.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

saturday 9/8/2012 never forget..


Sep 12, 2012, 12:47 AM

the day we lost a great football.good night sweet prince

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: saturday 9/8/2012 never forget..


Sep 12, 2012, 12:49 AM

Wow,47 min out of 9/11 and you use this heading? SMH

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

wasnt intended to make fun of 9/11..


Sep 12, 2012, 12:51 AM

lighten up

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

bad joke


Sep 12, 2012, 12:54 AM

there's always gotta be one though

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

people who take #### too serious


Sep 12, 2012, 8:40 AM

there's always gotta be at least 1000 on the tigernet mange bored.

2024 purple level memberringofhonor-greenr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: I want to clear the air about Football Gate 2012


Sep 12, 2012, 1:01 AM

If the guy was fouled up enough to break a crock pot, then losing a football seems to be in order as well. His football deserved death.

2024 purple level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

What are you.....


Sep 12, 2012, 1:04 AM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: What are you.....


Sep 12, 2012, 1:09 AM

Possibly, but did I percieve your notes correctly that the drunk football throwing guy and his band of drunks basically threw his entire tailgate including tent and broken crockpot into a pile?

If so, are you not the one who'a all Brittney?

2024 purple level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I'm not entirely sure how the crockpot got into its final


Sep 12, 2012, 1:11 AM

state...but the tent coming down was like the Hindenburg.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: I'm not entirely sure how the crockpot got into its final


Sep 12, 2012, 1:25 AM

LOL.

2024 purple level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

first broken crockpot I've ever seen


Sep 12, 2012, 8:19 AM

and may well be the first one in history that's even been broken.

I would venture to guess that the first one ever made is still in service somewhere, or in working condition for sale in a Goodwill store.

badge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Admittedly, I tried to scavenge the crock pot.


Sep 12, 2012, 8:10 PM

then I put it back on the pile after seeing its pathetic state.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

not to mention a $100+ tent---I'm alll for having fun but


Sep 12, 2012, 6:25 AM [ in reply to Re: I want to clear the air about Football Gate 2012 ]

the guy has to have some sort of respect for others stuff. He must've been living that Perry Tuttle dream!

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

ot, I am disappoint that you totes forgot to point out the


Sep 12, 2012, 1:11 AM

noice whale tail in the pitcher frame chair on leff han side of said foto.

badge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Eagle Eyes


Sep 12, 2012, 1:14 AM
ZoomEnhance.png(51.9 K)



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

hmmmm, she likes ta spread 'em, too. If I was ghey enough to


Sep 12, 2012, 1:16 AM

sign up for facebook, I'd 'LIKE' the #### outta that.

badge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Tell us more about the OAT ###...***


Sep 12, 2012, 2:47 AM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

"Dat A$$"***


Sep 12, 2012, 8:13 AM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

lmao, he thought it said oat.***


Sep 12, 2012, 9:17 AM [ in reply to Tell us more about the OAT ###...*** ]



military_donation.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Item...Team Drunk was really....drunk.


Sep 12, 2012, 3:55 AM

f) However, it was humorous watching another tailgate salvage the covering from the tent frame after Team Drunk Guy vacated the area


Hmmm...did they notice the broken crock pot chili stains..

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I continue to potentially support the justifiable homicide


Sep 12, 2012, 5:45 AM

of said football. Adding to the already heaping pile of evidence that Team Drunk Guy was obviously pushing team purpetrator to its breaking point is the total disrespect for other items of personal property of team drunk guy and the resulting disrespect for Lot 1 by leaving said personal property in a heaping pile.

I would like to interview every female in the photo thoroughly.

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-fatherg-110.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Wow, no wonder Team Drunk Guy was so pi$$ed...


Sep 12, 2012, 6:28 AM

He lost a football AND a tent AND a crockpot.

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

"Dabo crushed my soul." --- Classof09


"put da evidence in da car"***


Sep 12, 2012, 6:29 AM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Where is President Teddy Roosevelt?


Sep 12, 2012, 7:21 AM

He would initiate the banning of football tailgating. It is just too violent.

In 1903, the mortality rate and mayhem on the football field were such that President Roosevelt threatened to outlaw college football if it didn't reform itself.

President Barker may ban tailgating. I expect at the least, a "get along with both Clemson and opponents fans letter at any moment.

badge-donor-20yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

null


Excuse my ignorance, but I need all the details of "Sin"


Sep 12, 2012, 7:41 AM

before I can make my determination.

military_donation.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Funny stuff. Next time please


Sep 12, 2012, 7:45 AM

Take a close up of the confirmed hottie as that was the most important detail of the whole altercation. ;).

military_donation.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I wish I could give you 5 points for the crime scene photo.


Sep 12, 2012, 7:46 AM

Excellent work detective.

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpgringofhonor-francismarion.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Tailgate Gate


Sep 12, 2012, 7:47 AM

The attack came from the grassy knoll!

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

null


Re: I want to clear the air about Football Gate 2012


Sep 12, 2012, 7:47 AM

seriously give it a rest....btw everything provokes drunk people

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Obviously you don't care about justice.***


Sep 12, 2012, 8:14 AM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Mad props***


Sep 12, 2012, 7:51 AM

diagram and all

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

more pics of confirmed hottie!***


Sep 12, 2012, 7:55 AM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Orange dress on right may or may not have any


Sep 12, 2012, 8:37 AM

panties on. A good detective would have gotten photographic evidence. Pleased to be getting follow up photos next week.

2024 purple level memberringofhonor-greenr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: they should have carried the rubble out or thrown it


Sep 12, 2012, 8:44 AM

away. you dont leave your carp laying around campus for someone else to clean up

badge-donor-05yr.jpgringofhonor-74tiger.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Not anywhere near enough orange in that pic


Sep 12, 2012, 8:45 AM

couldn't possibly be a Clemson tailgate given the relative sparceness of Clemon orange in the photo (not even half the people are wearing orange).

BTW, who takes pics of someone elses tailgating anyway.

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgmilitary_donation.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Uh, do you know how many views YouTube fights get?***


Sep 12, 2012, 8:53 AM

Monetize that ish.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

True...fights in school were always well "attended" too***


Sep 12, 2012, 8:58 AM



2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgmilitary_donation.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

This one went down about the same.***


Sep 12, 2012, 12:27 PM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: I want to clear the air about Football Gate 2012


Sep 12, 2012, 9:38 AM

bump

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Crump <3 $EC


Re: I want to clear the air about Football Gate 2012


Sep 12, 2012, 9:45 AM
datazz.jpg(36.4 K)

best I could do with zoom and enhance.



This isn't about the girls in the forefront, mind you. I'm no prevert. This is about the people watching in the background, proving that tensions were tense.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I don't think you were the observer


Sep 12, 2012, 12:29 PM

you were An observer

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I've been many different versions of such.***


Sep 12, 2012, 12:48 PM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

looks to me like the stabber has a case of the sassy loafer


Sep 17, 2012, 6:39 PM

stance

looks like a ghey with a quick knife complex

would like to flatten his tires with a knife

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

null


It reminded me of the 1% vs. the 99%.***


Sep 17, 2012, 6:42 PM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Replies: 45
| visibility 5,582
Archives - Tiger Boards Archive
add New Topic