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Is anyone Fluent in Snark?
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Is anyone Fluent in Snark?


Apr 9, 2021, 2:32 PM

I am a Baby Boomer and do not keep with all of the new Phraseology. I was at the Campus Book Emporium buying some gifts when the bursar behind the sales register told me to get bent. I told her that I do not see the chiropractor for another month and did not understand what she meant. Anyway, she told me she was being snarky.

Can one of you younger Tnetters tell me what this means?

Thanks

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Re: Why yes, yes I am........


Apr 9, 2021, 2:39 PM



HTH

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Screw Calford.


Just eat your Geritol and move out the way.***


Apr 9, 2021, 2:41 PM



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Re: Just eat your Geritol and move out the way.***


Apr 9, 2021, 3:38 PM

that does it, I am leaving my entire fortune to the dog.

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Re: Just eat your Geritol and move out the way.***


Apr 10, 2021, 4:55 AM



~JKB

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Re: Just eat your Geritol and move out the way.***


Apr 10, 2021, 7:23 AM

I change my mind, I am going to roll around in all of my money like Scrouge Mc'Duck then burn it in the back yard. That will show you whippersnappers.

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Re: Just eat your Geritol and move out the way.***


Apr 10, 2021, 8:15 AM



~JKB

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Does that mean FM is in your Will and he just


Apr 11, 2021, 9:25 AM [ in reply to Re: Just eat your Geritol and move out the way.*** ]

now changed your mind??? I figured that would've happened years ago.

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Re: Is anyone Fluent in Snark?


Apr 9, 2021, 2:48 PM

If she didn't dismiss you with an "OK Boomer", you may be in good shape.

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Re: Is anyone Fluent in Snark?


Apr 9, 2021, 3:03 PM

If I knew what a bursar was I might be able to help but alas I don't so I can't.

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Apr 10, 2021, 8:09 AM

It's what they used to call the people who worked in the bursar's office at Clemson.

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"It is not part of a true culture to tame tigers any more than it is to make sheep ferocious."
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Re: Is anyone Fluent in Snark?


Apr 11, 2021, 7:58 AM

...and I thought it was those people that thought Obama was from Kenya.

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And I thought it was something that hurts


Apr 11, 2021, 9:27 AM

in my shoulder..... who knew they are in book stores?

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Apr 9, 2021, 3:02 PM

Probably wants to date you...you should go back and follow her home...

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Apr 9, 2021, 3:20 PM



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


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Apr 9, 2021, 3:36 PM

She basically told you to "f- off, you geriatric fool."

Signed,

The Greatest Generation Ever - Gen X

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You should have told her to stop, as it was making her look


Apr 9, 2021, 3:42 PM

fat.

I am sure she would have appreciated it.

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Re: Is anyone Fluent in Snark?


Apr 9, 2021, 3:43 PM

The bursar chick continued to say:

Bursar wrote. “I continue to be embarrassed and humiliated by my association with you and all you so disgracefully and incompetently display to the community you are charged to serve and to whom you look for support.”

She ended the letter saying, “The deepest regret of my life is the effort and resources I have expended on your behalf.”

Sincerely,

The Bursar

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I looked it up


Apr 9, 2021, 3:48 PM

get bent. slang — "used as an angry or contemptuous way of dismissing someone's crude homosexual advances towards a bursar."

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'I Cannot Sanction Your Buffoonery'


Ha. You’re an old fart.


Apr 9, 2021, 4:12 PM



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