I am rapidly closing in on 100k TUs

You just can't resist.

Either that or you will get trapped in a death spiral of searching through dank meme after dank meme only to find each meme danker than the last. When faced with such pressure you will lose all desire to ever give another TU. At which point you will take up indoor soccer and frisbee football. You will eventually throw all caution to the wind and buy a motorcycle. After barely surviving multiple injuries from all of your new found recreational pursuits, you will hunker down and come back to the Lunge, ever ready to take up your former position as chief spreader of joy. Only you will find that the Lunge could not wait for you. They wanted to and lord knows they tried. But as always time eases the pain that distance creates. Things just aren't the same. And while we will pretend for a little while, we will simply settle for an awkward smile and a wave as we pass. Both you and Lunge long for what once was, but there is no spark to reignite the fire that once burned.

And so, SwimminTiger, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince.

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Re: You already know that you will blow your wad way too early.

Jul 21, 2017, 4:15 PM [ in reply to You already know that you will blow your wad way too early. ]

This is me and ####. Especially when drunk at 4pm on a Friday. I think I have found the fattest hot chick and then I can see too much ####, so I click on another and I don't like her as much so then I click on the next one and she is kinda hot but not really. So then I search redheads and find a freaking train smoke chick, but she has too many tats. So I just click on the next 5 button and all the sudden I see this princess of a redhead. Then I realize she has a huge bush and a large black mole on her thigh. So then I start searching black miles on webmd cause I like to help people and she might have a cancerous mole. She might need to know that. But it checks out ok because I didn't have an abnormal shape. So then I was so tired of searching I took a lyft down to the strip club at the airport. I found this kinda fat redhead but she would only do Hour dances. Which is ok cause I am rich and have the money but I didn't want to spend just an hour with her. So I decided to take a Yager shot and try to determine what I wanted to do. I figured out that you can have two girls at once if you just pay them both. But here is the problem. I liked the semi-fat redhead so I was at a loss of what other girl I would like. So I trolled around with fatty red head and we found a chick who was real skinny with dark hair. She was amaze balls. So we went back to the room and did an hour. It was fun. Raging fun if you know what I mean. But all the sudden I had to poop. Real bad. So I went to the pooper. Did my thing and when I came out the bathroom guy handed me a pill. I took the pill, gave him a $20 and left. The next thing I know, I am asleep in an apartment with fat redhead. Remind you I am married. I got so scared. I was freaking man. But she told me it would be ok. She made me some breakfast (better than my wife's cooking nom saying) and I got out of there. This past Father's Day I did get a call from a number I didn't know but I didn't answer. I think it was her.

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Staging right now

Pfft,

Poop memes ?

SwimminTiger has given out nearly 100k paw points

I've given out over 28k but none to you and never will

I'm over 50K.

Cough cough

You already know that you will blow your wad way too early.

I read that and

I swear this sound familiar but I can't put my

Re: You already know that you will blow your wad way too early.

So much this...

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This post - cream of the crop!***

BRB, browsing r/dankmemes for a few weeks***

I may have to dig up megathread***

It's eradicated for the remainder or our living days.

I was considering creating a mini mega thread of sorts where

Never feel compelled to do that please.***

Need another "Make every post a trophy post" day

how to you find this information?***

Hover your mouse over your pulse.***

For someone who has been here since 04 you have a

TIL that RyanChuckTaylor sucks at giving TU.

Shorty, I can take some crap from SwimT, but not from you...

Oh SNAP

1.6 points recieved per post?

Not all of us have such an avid following as you***

While this is true

Re: 1.6 points recieved per post?

Re: 1.6 points recieved per post?

Oh no my friend... I'm right***

lutz***

Oooh, Oooh do me next. I bring lots of meat to the table!!!

10,391 / 7459 =

7Spots, What do math and my #### have in common?

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