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Heisman Winner [137776]
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Middle daughter (19D) was in kindergarten this year.
Jun 5, 2017, 12:10 PM
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Last year, in preschool, she had this fuggin' hawt young thing for a teacher. I had mostly forgotten about her, until learning recently that 19She is friends with her on buddybook. She was showing me this girl's page, and it appears to be 90% bikini pics. I need to be friends with her. 19She laughed and acknowledged that this girl is so hot that she doesn't even care if I'm buddybook frans with her. I'm like "so...hot enough that you'd, you know, experiment?" (this was after bottomless mimosas at Coleman Public House on Saturday, 19She all white girl wasted on drive home). "If I was a lesbian, sure." THAT'S NOT THE POINT, WOMAN.
Anyway, on a scale of 1-17, how creepy for me to send her a fran request? I need this. She'd recognize me as 19D's dad, but other than that, what possible justification could I have for being buddybook frans with her besides spankbank material?
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110%er [5323]
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Don't be a ######. Friend her and share the pics here for me
Jun 5, 2017, 12:11 PM
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to jerk to
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CU Medallion [54758]
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^^this***
Jun 5, 2017, 12:12 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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110%er [5323]
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She got nothing to do with it, ######***
Jun 5, 2017, 12:13 PM
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Heisman Winner [105425]
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This is super creepy and I don't want anything to do with it
Jun 5, 2017, 12:14 PM
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jklol
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Oculus Spirit [97654]
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It all depends on your kid. If your kid was a hellion
Jun 5, 2017, 12:14 PM
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forget it. Helps that my 3-year old son is the ladies man. I have his teachers eating out of my hand. 
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Oculus Spirit [79111]
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Not creepy at all. Tell her you're expanding your network
Jun 5, 2017, 12:16 PM
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I mean it can never hurt to have a solid network of people, you never know what might happen. If you lose your job, you might need her as a friend in case you want to get into the day-care/bikini shooting scene.
Definitely frand request her.
Definitely post pigs here.
Definitely post the noodz on WSB.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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Just clusterfriend a whole bunch of other people with her
Jun 5, 2017, 12:17 PM
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So it looks like you're just an old guy who has no idea what he's doing.
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Heisman Winner [137776]
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She'd never buy that because I'm so
Jun 5, 2017, 12:18 PM
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hip and groovy and with it in person.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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People forget things, just change your profile pic to your
Jun 5, 2017, 12:20 PM
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highschool yearbook photo and roll with it. Then share all pics.
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All-In [25721]
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Re: Think about changing your profile pic to.......
Jun 5, 2017, 1:11 PM
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No way she would turn you away. Guaranteed.
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All-In [33418]
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I've always felt it's best to tell the truth
Jun 5, 2017, 12:18 PM
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Tell her that she friended her on FB because your pr0n rotation has gotten stale and you need some new material to fap to
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Oculus Spirit [79111]
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And also that you will be sharing with your degenerate
Jun 5, 2017, 12:20 PM
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internet buddies.
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All-In [40342]
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what school?
Jun 5, 2017, 12:20 PM
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need to know where to send babyfluff
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Heisman Winner [135637]
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log into your wife's buddy book
Jun 5, 2017, 12:47 PM
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download the pictures
post for all to enjoy
repeat on a weekly basis throughout the summer
nobody needs be the wiser
duh
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Oculus Spirit [79111]
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Yes, and also, start the conversation up about that 3way
Jun 5, 2017, 12:57 PM
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It'll make her think it's coming from your wife, not you. Women are more willing to partake in a 3 way if they're approached by the woman, not the man. You can ease her into it by sending her noodz of your wife. Then she'll reciprocate. Make sure to poast all of those here.
Then all you gotta do is just convince your wife to do it. Easy peasy. If she's not up for it. Just meat up with the other chick and tell her your wife got sick with some wicked mudd butt and couldn't make it butt said to go ahead on without her. Then the two of you can go at it.
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Heisman Winner [137776]
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What a great plan.
Jun 5, 2017, 1:15 PM
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I don't see what could possibly go wrong.
brb
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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invite hot teacher to next white girl drunk escapade
Jun 5, 2017, 1:17 PM
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then she can take 19she up on lez proposition.....
Profit
I have a go pro you can borrow for the event.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: invite hot teacher to next white girl drunk escapade
Jun 5, 2017, 1:21 PM
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I will offer up my painter's van with the seats removed. Hell, I'll even offer to drive.
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Oculus Spirit [79111]
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Re: log into your wife's buddy book
Jun 5, 2017, 1:20 PM
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Clear the facebook search history afterwards.
My wife approached me one day and asked me while I looked at 100+ pictures of this 60 year old grandma she works with. Don't judge, this chick is ridiculously hot for someone that's my mom's age. Like does old-lady pageants and stuff. Anyways, she busted me because even though I did that on the desktop, the Facebook activity log, or whatever its called, showed up on her phone.
Of course, if you're aiming for a 3-way, then you're probably not too concerned with your wife catching her looking at pics.
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Oculus Spirit [97654]
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Your wife has access to your FB?
Jun 5, 2017, 1:41 PM
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### dude.
Oh, and the new Samsung S8 has a cool secret folder feature. It's not just a place to store pron or nudes. It's like a whole other phone within your phone. All the apps in there do not show up on your regular phone. You can set up separate security and the folder is invisible on your phone. So your wife uses her finger print to open your phone and she won't see Tinder, or the #### Hub app. Or whatever.
Or so someone told me.
But whatever you do, don't use screen mirroring for pron. Someone told me that the screen mirror automatically connects to the last device, and by the time you've chosen a new device, it's too late.
Again, so I was told.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: Your wife has access to your FB?
Jun 5, 2017, 5:29 PM
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Hell no.
I don't actually have facebook.
I sometimes access her FB... until that event. Now I don't have the password. That's probably a good thing.
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Oculus Spirit [97654]
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Oh, so you used her FB to check out a chick
Jun 5, 2017, 8:40 PM
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Got it. Umm.....you asked for that.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: Oh, so you used her FB to check out a chick
Jun 5, 2017, 9:11 PM
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And this is one of those moments where you just want to crawl in a hole and die. I mean, I essentially have NO shame. But when your 20-something year old wife asks you why you binged on pictures of this old grandma lady, there's no good answer. I think I just laughed nervously and walked out of the room. It was not a proud moment.
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Oculus Spirit [79111]
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Re: This made me laugh....HARD.
Jun 5, 2017, 5:30 PM
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I just tried to find them, but my wife has changed her FB password. It is usually saved into the computer, but the dang babysitter logged out so she could access her FB. If I can remember, I'll do it later on.
Sorry to disappoint.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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nice implants
Jun 6, 2017, 7:57 AM
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AND she fishes at the towers. #IN
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Re: I delivered...
Jun 6, 2017, 5:33 PM
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@Tickle_It
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Oculus Spirit [79111]
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I can see why you were looking now
Jun 6, 2017, 5:56 PM
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Tids = 8/10
Body = 8/10
Face = butter
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I'm adding this to my 19She conversation topic list for...
Jun 5, 2017, 2:27 PM
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Saturday.
#1 on list is the time "it slipped into the brown eye"
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Heisman Winner [137776]
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I'm pretty certain that you're smart enough to
Jun 5, 2017, 3:08 PM
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know not to do this, but just in case you're not: don't do this.
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All-In [31845]
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I am smart enough, but the real question is...
Jun 5, 2017, 3:12 PM
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will I be sober enough?!?
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I'll be over in WSB waiting for pics to appear***
Jun 5, 2017, 2:33 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79111]
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Re: I'll be over in WSB waiting for pics to appear***
Jun 5, 2017, 2:48 PM
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Send a pic of your pen15 with the friend request
Jun 5, 2017, 4:18 PM
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she'll know what it means
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Re: Middle daughter (19D) was in kindergarten this year.
Jun 5, 2017, 4:22 PM
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Do it.
Jun 5, 2017, 4:23 PM
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It'll make it easier for me to find her for myself if she's in your friends list.
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All-In [43558]
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bruh, how 'bout
Jun 6, 2017, 12:05 AM
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Some noodie pigs of your wife? Stahp acktin like there aint rules round chere.
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