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All-In [31463]
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Deshaun... bruh...
Apr 7, 2021, 12:36 PM
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Exactly how many red flags do you need to identify a woman with daddy issues?
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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If there were ever a stereotype of a chick that would make
Apr 7, 2021, 12:39 PM
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false rape allegations against you, she looks exactly like it.
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CU Medallion [73569]
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Rape?***
Apr 7, 2021, 12:40 PM
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Nah, I'm good right now. I will take a light peck on
Apr 7, 2021, 12:41 PM
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the lips, though.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Yes, that nose ring screams privileged upbringing, looking
Apr 7, 2021, 12:51 PM
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for a way to be a victim so I can fit in with my radical friends.
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Heisman Winner [135579]
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The folks down at central casting are good at what they do.
Apr 7, 2021, 12:45 PM
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Of course, they get great help from the costume department and hair & makeup too.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Nope, if Hallmark ever makes a movie about this,
Apr 7, 2021, 12:48 PM
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they'll have to cast her for the role. Maybe Sarah Silverman. Anyone different would be like Owen Wilson trying to play John McClane in Die Hard.
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Uma Thurman as Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction is pretty close
Apr 7, 2021, 1:27 PM
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Re: Deshaun... bruh...
Apr 7, 2021, 12:44 PM
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Re: Deshaun... bruh...
Apr 7, 2021, 12:53 PM
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Re: Deshaun... bruh...
Apr 7, 2021, 12:54 PM
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Logic is that you?***
Apr 7, 2021, 12:59 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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you mean with money issues?
Apr 7, 2021, 12:53 PM
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As in "she wants to steal yo money", or "needs a lifetime sponsor"
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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I can garunDAMNtee that a lot uglier doods with a lot less
Apr 7, 2021, 12:58 PM
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money and fame have done a lot more nastier things to her than deshaun. All with the same amount of consent.
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Re: Deshaun... bruh...
Apr 7, 2021, 12:59 PM
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I guess they call ‘em bangs...
Apr 7, 2021, 1:08 PM
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for a reason.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I'm not saying I'd enter into a relationship with her, but I
Apr 7, 2021, 1:49 PM
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would enter into her.
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Of course you would sleazeball***
Apr 7, 2021, 2:41 PM
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Can I ask for a little detail? Might sound strange, but I
Apr 7, 2021, 2:47 PM
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have pretty much ignored reading about this story because for whatever reason, it just seems boring. From what I can tell though, Deshaun frequently....like really frequently....enlisted the services of Internet skannk "masseuses" many of whom he allegedly attempted to have touch his purple headed warrior? No sex, no Kobe buttrape, nothing like that, just looking for a rub and tug. And at some point, many of these women, seemingly upset that he went for the services they advertised, banded together and demanded money.
Is that accurate or is it more nefarious than that?
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That sounds about right.
Apr 7, 2021, 2:49 PM
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To summarize, Deshaun is a human trafficker and should rot in the Guantanamo Bay.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I dunno man, a lot of the Newspringers I've encountered
Apr 7, 2021, 2:57 PM
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over the years act so fake happy and perfect that I have to believe there is some hooker murdering going on or something behind closed doors.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Seems to be the gist of it, although apparently one "blacked
Apr 7, 2021, 2:55 PM
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out" while giving him a bj, then shat all over herself after it was over. I can't get a read on that one, on one hand how could you make that up? On the other hand....Well, the chick in OP is one of the accusers, so it kind of casts doubt on everything.
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Lot o points [155905]
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Reading between the lines here, it seems like maybe
Apr 7, 2021, 2:59 PM
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he was a lousy tipper.
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IDK, seems like he was too generous with his tip.***
Apr 7, 2021, 3:05 PM
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Re: Seems to be the gist of it, although apparently one "blacked
Apr 7, 2021, 3:19 PM
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I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I've ever made a woman black out then crap their shorts while fellating me. Maybe my unit is lacking something?
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I bet that was big in the 80's before everything got so
Apr 7, 2021, 3:34 PM
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politically correct and sensitive, we are just too young and missed out on it. Sounds like a good time though.
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Apparently he wanted several of them to diddle his
Apr 7, 2021, 3:14 PM
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stankhole, and other freaky deaky things. But yes, that's the gist. He would fly in instagram thirst traps and cover his donger with a wash cloth, then start smacking it on their arms looking for little tuggie.
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His biggest problem was being not smart, at all
Apr 7, 2021, 5:35 PM
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I mean if I wanted a rub n tug, I'd grow a beard, and dress in crappy clothes, say I'm a roofer, and never fly anyone to me. Find someone local. And no internet. You go there. Like the NE Patriots owner did. He only got busted in a police sting. Wasn't extorted or sued. I bet they had no clue who he was.
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She's not ugly, but I'm not sure she's
Apr 7, 2021, 2:48 PM
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"ruin your entire career, reputation, and cost you millions upon millions of dollars hot"... if you know what I mean
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Re: She's not ugly, but I'm not sure she's
Apr 7, 2021, 3:17 PM
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We really just have the collar bones up here, and I can already pinpoint:
- Nose ring - Not just any nose ring, but that wildly decorative hoop thing - Drawn on eyebrows - Bangs - Hair dyed Elvira black
As reasons to run away from this individual.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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She probably needs Deshauns money for an obnoxiously
Apr 7, 2021, 3:37 PM
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colorful, massive chest tattoo.
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This may be one of those urban dictionary things, but
Apr 7, 2021, 2:57 PM
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as far as I know, I just invented an awesome name for that type of nose ring....
are ya ready....
"zipper clicker"
See it sorta slant-rhymes, and it insinuates that girls who have those types of piercings are likely to fellate dudes, often times in situations where they cannot fully remove their pants. Plus zip and click are both onomatopoeias which is sorta neat.
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