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Legend [16366]
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CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 25, 2019, 7:04 PM
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This week, we hail God’s underpinnings
Which blossomed from humble beginnings -
The glorious birth of
The Savior of earth &
The 29 straight Clemson winnings!
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 25, 2019, 7:17 PM
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I’ve been waiting for this thread to appear.
So now that it’s finally here,
Let’s all raise a glass,
Kick Ohio State’s ###,
And continue our holiday cheer!
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 25, 2019, 7:35 PM
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There once was a fan from Columbus
Who showed up in the desert among us
He wore makeup and tree nuts
Talked trash ‘til he seen us
Then scurried his bucknuts away
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 25, 2019, 8:13 PM
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I know, I’ve just been so distracted -
The energy that’s been exacted
For Christmas this year
Demands a high gear!
Now, “Beat Buckeyes” mode is enacted...
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 25, 2019, 7:44 PM
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It’s factual. Look at the stats:
Start saying “you guys” in your chats
And eat cream of wheat,
And you’ll be replete
With deep-seated fears of big cats.
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There once were some nuts from Ohio,
Dec 25, 2019, 8:04 PM
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Who thought they'd give Clemson one more try-oh.
But they failed once again.
'Cause the Tigers always win,
While the nuts one more time have to cry-oh!
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 25, 2019, 8:07 PM
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Now that we are 72 hours
From the clash of football powers.
The Tigers will display their might
This coming Saturday night,
Giving coach Day a look quite dour.
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 25, 2019, 8:18 PM
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I won’t say their fate has been “sealed”
But, honestly, Justin ain’t healed,
So let’s have a beer
And crank up the cheer
While Nuts take a dump on a field!
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 25, 2019, 8:36 PM
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When jerseys are game day attire,
To which do you try to aspire -
A new one each fall
Or one-buy-fits-all
And just sew new names over “Pryor”?
Either way they look great, yous guys. For realsies, bruhs.
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 25, 2019, 10:13 PM
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They’re awfully proud of that “The”
In front of “Ohio.” Whoopee.
We tend to be proud
Of being real loud
And beating them mercilessly.
But three-letter words are owe-ways cool, bruh.
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 26, 2019, 8:51 AM
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Ohioans sure love it when
Their Christmas gifts start pouring in!
Forget socks and knives -
Ohio State wives
Buy nut necklaces for their men.
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Rose are red and violets are blue Ohio State Sucks
Dec 26, 2019, 8:55 AM
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a lot ... too
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 26, 2019, 9:43 AM
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“This headliner team is not beatable!
We’ll make Dabo Swinney concedable!
They need a reminder!
Our great conf’rence grinder
Makes teams which emerge nigh unbeatable!”
- OSU, Dec. 2019...and BAMA, Jan. 2019
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 26, 2019, 12:16 PM
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They’re just like the Coots. They’ll regale ya
With edgy, red paraphernalia -
Though it won’t say “Coçks,”
The fan base still flocks
To euphemize male genitalia.
“We love nuts.” - OSU
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 26, 2019, 12:32 PM
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An Ohio lawmakers’ motion
Was born of constituents’ notion
That citizens hate
Their pitiful state.
“Atlantic: Official State Ocean”
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 26, 2019, 5:51 PM
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The health of your QB’s in question,
So I’ll make a humble suggestion -
Have Fields slide down quickly
Or he’ll meet the prickly
Isaiah, who loves sack ingestion...
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2019, 11:23 AM
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You’ll notice an air of disdain
From media types. Their refrain,
“They ain’t played nobody,”
Is really just shoddy
Reporting and dumping in vain.
Opponents have never defined us.
The win-record trailing behind us
Is long and impressive,
And we’ll see expressive
Reporting next week to remind us.
The on-field advantage is clear -
Assuming we start in high gear,
No team in the land
Can fully withstand
The great Clemson Tigers this year.
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OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2019, 2:32 PM
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Tomorrow we play freakin OSU
who we last beat 31 to poodoo,
Tigers gonna roll into town,
beat them down like they're clowns,
when we WIN they'll think they're a MAC team!
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Re: CHRISTMAS AND OHIO STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2019, 9:24 PM
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The fan base of Buckteeth descends
On message boards as it defends
The creds of its squad,
But isn’t it odd
With Clemson their team ne’er contends?
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Woody lost his mind
Dec 27, 2019, 9:57 PM
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Old WoodyHaze lost his mind
It was Danny’s first time
Shuey was a mean man in Miami just a
Braxton Miller Killer
Tiger D left the Nuts dry as the desert night
O31o we laughed till daylight
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