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The real tragedy of the day
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The real tragedy of the day


Apr 9, 2021, 1:20 PM

It appears that Patagonia has stopped production of their 5" standup short. This has been my go to short since college, so I have been wearing them for about 10 years now. I have three pair right now that are in decent shape, but only fit into two of them. I will need to go ahead and lose some weight so the third pair can get into the rotation.

Today, I bought a pair of Duck Head 7" Gold School Chino shorts from Great Outdoor Provision. They fit closer to a 6" leg, but I can get them hemmed up a pinch so the hawg hangs out.




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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: The real tragedy of the day


Apr 9, 2021, 1:24 PM




Message was edited by: Tiggity®


Message was edited by: Tiggity®


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You tried these?


Apr 9, 2021, 1:35 PM

https://www.patagonia.com/product/mens-lightweight-all-wear-hemp-shorts-6-inch/57756.html?dwvar_57756_color=PGBE&cgid=mens-shorts-casual

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I was actually hoping theyd have those in stock at the store


Apr 9, 2021, 1:37 PM

But they appear to have dropped almost every pair of patagonia shorts outside of the 7" standups, baggies, or board shorts. The only thing that rubs me wrong about these are the logo as I am looking for a nice pair of khaki shorts for work. The logo throws these into a more casual sphere.

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Re: You tried these?


Apr 9, 2021, 3:13 PM [ in reply to You tried these? ]

This is what I wear. The khaki and the blue.

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How bad do these shrink?


Apr 9, 2021, 3:16 PM

Had bad luck with hemp in the past. There's not much margin for error if I buy a 36. I'm actually probably closer to a 37 (if that was a thing) because fat.

Can I cold wash and dry and not shrink? Or do you not dry?

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Re: How bad do these shrink?


Apr 9, 2021, 3:18 PM

tigermanac® clemsonrulez08®

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The hemp ones, just a tad, but


Apr 9, 2021, 3:22 PM

they stretch right back out once you are in them again.

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Re: The hemp ones, just a tad, but


Apr 9, 2021, 3:27 PM

Let me also say that I have 4 pair and all are 34, but one pair is like a 36, easy. So I just heat dry them more.

I air dry all my hemp shirts and shorts. They hold up better and they keep form better.

Good gosh I am as gay as they come.

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I air dry ALL my shirts, but haven't done so with shorts. I


Apr 9, 2021, 3:38 PM

know that cotton can be finicky.

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Hang dry everything...it sucks, but stuff lasts forever


Apr 9, 2021, 9:56 PM

not underwear or tshirts, but pants, shorts, running shorts, etc...air dry

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I am tall and lanky so I am super self


Apr 9, 2021, 10:02 PM

conscious about the necks on my shirts. So I dry everything to shrink it up.

I don’t man it’s weird and it’s my problem. My wife is still baffled after 13 years. But it’s me and how I feel.

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5 inches


Apr 9, 2021, 1:36 PM

We report, you decide



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If I see a guy in the 5s I'm gonna assume he's


Apr 9, 2021, 2:44 PM

a little light in the loafers.

Prolly Gucci ones.

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Cool. You sound cool.***


Apr 9, 2021, 9:55 PM



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you like the columbia half moon's?


Apr 9, 2021, 1:37 PM

or those too UDP for you?

for srs - they came out w/ a new version and they have a button. i bought 5 pair in case they stopped production again like they did on the 2s and bout gave me a heart attack.

besides golf shorts, and bathing suits, that's all I wear.

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I didn't know they added a button


Apr 9, 2021, 1:38 PM

Half moons are my yard work shorts, but the old version with velcro. The button is a game changer.

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by gosh I wish I could go to Great Outdoor


Apr 9, 2021, 1:44 PM

get a burger and beer at the Village Draft House, walk over, buy the whole store.....that sets up for an awesome Friday.

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Re: by gosh I wish I could go to Great Outdoor


Apr 9, 2021, 2:03 PM

Did your wife pay for that?

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"I bought a pair of Duck Head 7" Gold School Chino shorts"


Apr 9, 2021, 2:01 PM

that's the most crulez08-ly post ever mane

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Re: "I bought a pair of Duck Head 7" Gold School Chino shorts"


Apr 9, 2021, 2:06 PM

They’ll go great with a PFG long sleeve fishing shirt and a Guy Harvey visor

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And some Chacos***


Apr 9, 2021, 2:16 PM



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Gotta be careful with Chacos.


Apr 9, 2021, 4:09 PM

Hate for anyone to choke and die in a Chaco eating contest, you know.

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Why ruin a good pair of Chacos with that terrible outfit?***


Apr 9, 2021, 9:55 PM [ in reply to And some Chacos*** ]



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Re: The real tragedy of the day


Apr 9, 2021, 2:08 PM

Whatever you do, don’t buy a pair of Lululemon or Birddog shorts. Once you experience the life altering comfort of stretchy lightweight shorts w a built in liner that you can do anything from swim to play golf in, you can’t go back.

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AFTCO or GTFO***


Apr 9, 2021, 2:42 PM



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So much this.


Apr 9, 2021, 3:03 PM

I have on a pair of aftco drawers, fishing shorts and hoodie on now.

The shorts are pretty much the only shorts I wear any more.

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Husband of will only wear the aftco britches, also a big


Apr 9, 2021, 3:05 PM

fan of the Rhoback shirts and zip ups for those chilly Florida days lol.

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If y'all have any stores down there that sell Free Fly, you


Apr 9, 2021, 3:11 PM

should pick him up a light weight hoodie or shirt. It's made from bamboo and is super soft, and wears well.

https://freeflyapparel.com/

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I'm on their site now, I think the whole family needs one***


Apr 9, 2021, 3:15 PM



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It's good stuff.


Apr 9, 2021, 3:17 PM

Its a little pricey--more so than Aftco, but it lasts a long time and the hoodies and shirts are more comfortable IMO.

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Re: AFTCO or GTFO***


Apr 9, 2021, 3:53 PM [ in reply to AFTCO or GTFO*** ]

Been wearing AFTCO for thirty years since my first pair I got in Islamorada. All day every day. Many colors even orange.

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I know all those dudes. Lol


Apr 9, 2021, 9:59 PM

it’s a good product and I will just say that.

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I’m only observing, not judging, but


Apr 10, 2021, 8:54 AM

The amount of latent homosexuality in this thread is mind blowing.

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Re: I’m only observing, not judging, but


Apr 10, 2021, 1:19 PM

There's nothing latent about openly discussing that you simply MUST air dry your 5" hemp shorts

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POTD***


Apr 10, 2021, 10:14 PM



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