Today we salute you, Mr. General SEC Fan. "Mr General SEC Fan!"
You spend your fall Saturdays not cheering on your team, But cheering on all fourteen of them. "Why pick just one??"
You remain cool, knowing that one of your teams will be successful enough to make you forget about your true favorite team sucking.. claiming their success as your own.
"I' got a piece of the pie!"
Each week, you carefully decide which of the 14 team flags To proudly display outside your home - a symbol of your devotion, Flying high above the rest of the trailer park. "Soaring High!!"
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. TideVolCock-DawgDore-RebTiger for to you, Nick Saban is both a friend and a foe.