and all, I’ve decided to lend the Bammers a hand with their excuses. I’ve been hearing about their mental fatigue and I know it’s tough to come up with decent excuses once you’re reaching that fatigue threshold. So here goes.
1. We didn’t know who our Offensive Coordinator was or what he looked like, so we couldn’t stop him. 2. Our Defensive Coordinator had never Coached against a team from the future and he couldn’t stop crying. 3. We were depressed because they made us play in uniforms from 1961. 4. Our Coach is so old he only speaks in dead languages and we couldn’t understand him. 5. The Clemson Cheerleaders were better looking than our Cheerleaders and that made us sad. 6. The Clemson QB was better looking than our Cheerleaders and that made us ashamed. 7. The Clemson team wasn’t scared of us and that’s just not fair......pretty sure it’s illegal.