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Tigernet, I need some help...
Dec 8, 2022, 5:50 PM
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I work at a veterinary school and we need some dead horses for our horse labs. A friend referred me to this site because they heard this board beats dead horses. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
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Orange Blooded [2489]
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Tell them we have none . . .
Dec 8, 2022, 6:04 PM
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Tell the folks in the lab that contrary to rumor, we actually have none to give them. The ones that were reputed dead on this site have not, as yet, assumed room temperature. Admittedly, they have been beaten enough that they **should,** be deceased, and, as such, everyone seems to have assumed that they are so. Amazingly, however, said horses keep squirming, kicking, getting back up and trying to force the Ministry of Truth's narrative back on us . . . and so, the incessant beatings have, unfortunately, become a necessary evil.
Tell them we'll get back to them once the horses actually expire. Until then, tell them to beware of sketchy rumors.
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110%er [8147]
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Re: Tell them we have none . . .
Dec 8, 2022, 6:33 PM
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Ha Ha!!
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Legend [15216]
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Re: Tigernet, I need some help...
Dec 8, 2022, 6:12 PM
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And what, pray tell, to you want us to beat?
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Orange Blooded [2489]
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I'm not imploring anyone
Dec 8, 2022, 6:21 PM
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that they must beat any horse, if they don't wish to. But, if certain horses keep moving and causing trouble, I also won't complain or chastise sensible beatings.
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Oculus Spirit [79645]
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We support only one school of medicine.
Dec 8, 2022, 6:20 PM
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Many of our member are sent to Proctology Research centers but that's the totality of our contributions to medicine.
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All-TigerNet [11095]
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Re: Tigernet, I need some help...
Dec 8, 2022, 6:39 PM
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At this point there is nothing left of these except a little shoe leather.
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Hall of Famer [22054]
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Re: Tigernet, I need some help...
Dec 8, 2022, 6:52 PM
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Sorry. Clemson only has thoroughbreds and we plan to keep all the front runners.
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110%er [8862]
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What do gay horses eat?
Dec 8, 2022, 6:52 PM
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[Jimmy]hayhayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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All-In [36645]
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Our dead horses are beaten until even the bleached bones
Dec 8, 2022, 8:06 PM
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are reduced to white powder. Then, some of the ones who don't know any better try to snort it, so that not even that is left.
Blücher!
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CU Guru [1947]
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Yep, lots a Germans and dead horses this week....
Dec 8, 2022, 8:27 PM
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Orange Blooded [4542]
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ALOT more donkeys than horses on here***
Dec 8, 2022, 9:10 PM
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CU Guru [1252]
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Re: Tigernet, I need some help...
Dec 9, 2022, 7:47 AM
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When do you need them? I don't think we are finished beating them yet.
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Re: Tigernet, I need some help...
Dec 9, 2022, 8:06 AM
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Orange Blooded [3879]
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Re: Tigernet, I need some help...
Dec 9, 2022, 8:07 AM
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This may be my favorite all time post, especially because it's true.
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