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Thursday Dad Joke...ok...two...
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Thursday Dad Joke...ok...two...

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Feb 6, 2025, 7:24 AM
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The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse. :(



Why are spiders so smart?
Because they can find everything on the web. (Better :) )

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I need help. Seven to ten TUs should do it.

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Feb 6, 2025, 8:00 AM
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I have 6,666 posts. 666 = Number of the Beast (Revelation 13:18)
I have hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia, fear of the number 666.

If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.

DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast

0.666 = Number of the Millibeast

/ 666 = Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast

1-666 = Area code of the Beast

00666 = Zip code of the Beast

666mph = The speed limit of the Beast

$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast

Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 = Way of the Beast

666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k = Retirement plan of the Beast

6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

$666/hr= Beast's lawyer's billing rate

666i = BMW of the Beast

666(c)(3) = Tax-exempt status of the Beast

667 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast

6.66 MHz = Radio station of the Beast

666° = The temperature of the Beast.

352.2° = The Celsius temperature of the Beast.

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Well done

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Feb 6, 2025, 8:21 AM
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Thanks for the knowledge and laughs

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Re: I need help. Seven to ten TUs should do it.

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Feb 6, 2025, 9:18 AM [ in reply to I need help. Seven to ten TUs should do it. ]
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My zip code is 29666 and it is in Ninety Six.

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Re: I need help. Seven to ten TUs should do it.

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Feb 6, 2025, 11:01 AM
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It's the only town with it's name in it's zip code

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Re: Thursday Dad Joke...ok...two...

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Feb 6, 2025, 8:18 AM
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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Re: Thursday Dad Joke...ok...two...

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Feb 6, 2025, 8:45 AM
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Yesterday scientists in the United States of America revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


Be sure to show that to

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Feb 6, 2025, 9:13 AM
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Your significant other. I'll do the same, being clear I didn't endorse the message (nor deny, but that's my secret). You may need your light saber! :)

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I was thinking

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Feb 6, 2025, 9:19 AM
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danger lurking as well !

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Knock! Knock!, Who's there? "Euripides"!

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Feb 6, 2025, 10:15 AM
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Euripides who? "Euripides pants, you pay for them"!!

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Re: Thursday Dad Joke...ok...two...

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Feb 6, 2025, 10:18 AM
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Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off. He's all right now.

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