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Things uof7c can/should do to enhance the football program
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Things uof7c can/should do to enhance the football program


Nov 29, 2021, 12:36 PM

1 - Transfer to the SoCon, the AAC, the Sun Belt or Conference USA

2 - Change the mascot from Gamecocks to Sweat Socks, Rump Rangers or Meth Heads.

3 - Convince NewSpring Church to build a satellite campus in Elgin, Pontiac, Dixiana, or Gaston

4 - Tear down Doo Doo Ice Stadium and turn it into landfill or a shelter for homeless vagrants, crack hos, and meth heads.

5 - Hire Toad Ellis as recruiting coordinator

6 - Lock the gates before the third quarter of every home game.

7 - Turn the cock-a-booses into brothels.

8 - Pay more NIL money to players who get arrested so they can, in turn, advertise for the Neal Lourie Law Firm

9 - Promote more handjobs in the stands and tailgate sexcapades.

10 - Fold the program entirely


What say ye !?!?!

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Re: Things uof7c can/should do to enhance the football program


Nov 29, 2021, 12:50 PM

Pretty great list there! +1

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Re: Things uof7c can/should do to enhance the football program


Nov 29, 2021, 1:02 PM

#9 Dang. Didn't know that was going on.

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