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STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 28, 2021, 2:12 PM

TRDJ went to get a haircut at lunch time.

TRDJ was sat and trimmed by a white lady. I don't know her name, let's just go with Kayleigh.

Kayleigh is twofiddy. At least. Kayleigh's hair cutting license photo makes her look like a 6.9. Kayleigh is really a -.250. Think a white gurl version of FastChad's latino milf hooker he visited at the Masters Inn after a night at Platinum. Not the one that left him when he shitttthimself, the one before that one. Mmmkay.

Kayleigh was chatty. I mostly replied with head nods, "I heard that", and uummmm hmmmms. Because I dint want to talk to Kayleigh. I wanted her to shut thafuckup, cut my hair, and let me return the sweet sweet torta lyfe.

Somehow Kayleigh starts referencing store hours and how if they were changed they could cut like 4 more heads per day. I don't know how Kayleigh got on this subject, but hey, I was a captive audience I guess.

Then she says it only makes sense to generate all the revenue they can right now, especially with the prospect of them shutting down soon looming over everyone's head.

So I'm all like "why might ya'll shut down"? She says because of the vaccine. Intrigued, I ask Kayleigh to tell me more.

At that point, Kayleigh gets going. And it was magical. If you've ever seen Tony DeSue highlights from the 90s, you'll know the feeling.

Kayleigh informs me that the Democrats are about to shut down all businesses that don't have 100% vaccination among employees. She also informs me that means every single hair dresser in SC will have to shut down, because hair dressers are "my body my choice" kind of people. She says people take getting a hair cut for granted, but they would soon see how big of an issue it will cause when NO ONE can get their hair cut.

I'm all like "dang, for real? I've not heard about this. Concerning to say the least". Kayleigh tells me that a hair cut should be the least of my concern. She tells me that the vaccine is really only a method to take everyone's guns. Of course I'm like "really? zomg, please tell me what's going on I don't follow the news much".

Kaleigh says the Democrats are forcing vaccinations so they can rewrite gun laws to keep anyone that's had "non-bio" put into their body (and yes, these vaccines qualify as non-bio according to Kayleigh) will have to forfeit gun ownership. I thank her for letting me know because I've been working and haven't been paying attention. I tell her this news makes me want to go buy a gun TODAY, and she tells me I better while I still can.

"THINK ABOUT IT", Kayleigh says. "NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME DNA". I'm all like "true, but I'm not following you here....tie that in for me". She says "HOW THA HAYULL CAN THEY TEST A VACCINE ON SOMEONE AND SAY IT WORKS WHEN EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT DNA?".

So I'm now all "Dang, Kayleigh. I haven't thought of it that way. You're on to something".

Kayleigh says she spends most of her free time researching this stuff and it's really the only possible explanation for requiring vaccines.

She finishes my hair cut, I thank her for the hair did y for the breaking news. The end.

You gringos make me SMDH ya bunch of goobers.

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Most of the women that work at this location are of the Obed variety, and they're normally better at cutting hair, but I just take whomever I get.

One chair I got put into during a visit was with a lady that clearly had issues with her coworkers and with mask mandates. Every controversial opinion she had, she kind of said it loudly so everyone around her could hear what she had to say. I, of course, didn't have much to say because I am there to get my hair cut, washed, and a scalp massage. Then, she asked me directly, "if you had a choice right now, would you wear that mask?" I said, "absolutely, I would, I have a 1 year old daughter and shes my main priority at the moment, so wearing a mask is a big priority." She responds and asks me if I am aware that I am breathing in carbon dioxide. that is trapped inside of my mask.

I really didn't have a good response to her, because I had never considered that before, so since that day, I haven't worn a mask and I have been donating blood almost daily to get the vaccine out of my bloodstream.

STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, you throw that gringo word around pretty loosely,

Good question, but off topic.

I mean, technically, the whole post is off topic,

Nope nope nope. See, I was waiting on a COVID or

I'm both impressed and embarrassed.

Well hey, since you've F'd the whole thread up here's a WATN

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TRDJ walks out like

I openly laughed at this, and was not on mute.

Heyyyyy PawPaw Beng with a banger***

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I think you only have a few choices:

Kayleigh is probably not that far fetched in thinking

Kayleigh will not have to worry about this.

Amazing Kayleigh has made it this long given she'll

Hey, maybe not. I thought all along the virus only

At least it sounds like she still has her guns

For a sandwich or a twinkie, or something cold to drinkie

My hairdresser had similar ideas

Hairdresser?!?!

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Bangs are a little off, but otherwise it's a good cut.

cheap costume to be Lloyd for Christmas***

Lloyd Christmas for Halloween

I read that twice and was about to comment on it

Do they require vaccinations at El Toro ?***

Absolutely.

So inappropriate***

yea, but that bad feeling is probably just shame.***

'member when we thought this would be the 'information age'?***

It is! Everyone gets their own information.***

from Facebook, apparently.

I lolled.***

TIL that TRDJ gets his hair cut at Great Clips***

Incorrect, Amigo.

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Thats a bit redundant.

Remember when hair cutting places were closed last year and

I was ####### OUT at Tony DeSue***

Don't you just love it when you get a big hawg like that

There's nothing more intimate than rubbing a chubby's belly

Was it here?

seems made up

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Once ? I'm pretty sure stubborn_tiger

*USED TO!***

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Banging 2s ?

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WRONG BOARD MAROON ! ! ! !***

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Ehhhh - you have a point - but only to a point.***

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It's always funny that these people worry about what

So just checking the logic,

And the can of Kodiak each day?***

Yo TRDJ, I went and got my hair did yestidy after work

I didn't realize that

I'm starting to think hair ladies are cray.

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you're on to something

Your uncle is spot on.***

Re: Your uncle is spot on.***

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brutal comments under an article I read a couple mins ago...

When zealots collide***

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