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Spicy Taco 'Dad Joke (ish)' Tuesday, T-Net!

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Salty55®

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Spicy Taco 'Dad Joke (ish)' Tuesday, T-Net!

Mar 18, 2025, 7:54 AM

Because perception 'is'...I decided to rename my toilet. Instead of John, it's Jim. Folks are impressed when I say start my day by going to the Jim.

I seldom go there, but hopped on FB the other day and saw my friend Paula posted she'd just made synonym buns. I replied, "You mean just like grammar used to make?" She blocked me.

Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents! (Pure dad joke!)

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There you are; just mentioned you in rhettfla's thread

Mar 18, 2025, 8:03 AM

https://www.tigernet.com/clemson-forum/thread/sunrise-at-the-apache-pier-2431315?tstart=0

It's pointless to talk to a bottle of wine, because they've already heard it through the grapevine.

What did the loaf of bread say to her hero? You're my roll model.

Why did the pepper go to jail? For a-salt with a deadly weapon.

What do you call friends you like to eat with? Taste buds.

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lol, +1***

Mar 18, 2025, 8:05 AM

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Re: Spicy Taco 'Dad Joke (ish)' Tuesday, T-Net!

Mar 18, 2025, 8:18 AM

13. What do you call a nanny with breast implants?
A faux-pair.

14. What does a hot dog use for protection?
Condoments.

15. What does a robot do after a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts.

16. What is a long, wide thing that men carry?
A tie.

17. Who is Cogsworth’s best friend?
His candlestick.

18. What do you call an Italian hooker?
A pasta-tute.