I’ve decided to take similar action and hope to start a new trend to create more equal opportunities.
Instead of a middle-aged black man working in management in a manufacturing facility, I’ve decided to begin identifying as a 63-year Asian woman with a doctorate in podiatry. This should help me land a higher paying gig examining feet. While I’m not necessarily a “foot guy”, I feel it’s important to not identify as something SO outrageous that I’m not taken seriously.
I will also have access to women’s restrooms, similar to other grown men who claim to be women. Women’s restrooms are known to be much more sanitary and now I have the chance to see for myself.
So long to the days of being a black man, and hello to being called Chinese no matter what country in Asia you’re from.
Use the handicap stall. They’re cleaner. It’s not like a handicap parking space, non handicap people can use it too. Since I work from home I never have to use public bathrooms so I’m willing to share my secrets.
But on that women's bathroom more sanitary thing - that's fake news. Too much squatting over sitting = accelerating mess. Just saying, before you make the plunge you might want to, um, scope that scene a little deeper first.