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Paw Master [17573]
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SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 24, 2024, 8:12 AM
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In daylight, the roaches all scatter.
Bring all of your clamor and clatter
And cross-dressing chickens -
The Playoff pool thickens
When we shut your mouth on the matter.
Your cOnFeReNcE is not gonna save you.
The “Little Bro” status we gave you
In dominant fashion
By decades of thrashin’
Continues. The Playoff will waive you.
No may’nnaise to comfort your soul,
No sandstorms to make you feel whole -
You’ll find out real soon
This weekend at noon
You’re bound for a mid-level bowl.
CRANK UP THE NOISE, TIGERS
TIGERS 31 COOTS 27
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2024, 10:00 AM
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A Tiger guy I know is smart
Compared to all us he’s apart.
In his household, you see,
are four ladies and he.
Now that’s not just living, that’s art!
OK … I know it doesn’t denigrate the chickens … I like it anyway!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2024, 12:31 PM
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You’re right to be proud about Sellers -
He’s one of your best-playin’ fellers -
But once Peter Woods
Meets him like he shoulds,
His white pants will turn kinda yellers…
Our DL is gonna have a monster game this Saturday. They have all the tools and talent to make it happen, and they’ve grown into it enough in the late season to show it. If our DBs cover well, big ‘uns gon’ eat chicken.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2024, 10:32 PM
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I can’t find the words to describe it -
I’ll smile, crack a beer, and imbibe it.
It’s what’s gonna happen
When we finish slappin’
The Coots - what a glow! Now let’s vibe it.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2024, 1:19 PM
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Let’s send the Coot defense a parcel -
A whole bunch of Mafah’s rush yards’ll
Arrive with profundance
And in such abundance
That Beamer might re-break his tarsal.
RUN THE BALL. FEED THE BEAST. PUNISH THEM.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2024, 7:07 AM
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Our offense takes off - you won’t catch it.
Our defensive front - you can’t match it.
The overall view
Is we’re gonna screw
Your Playoff hopes - Coot necks meet hatchet.
SPOTTTTT. THE. BALLLLLLLL.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2024, 7:15 AM
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There’s only one place in the world
Where glory and power’s unfurled
So full for modernity
This side of Eternity -
See, Heaven’s like Clemson, but pearled.
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Paw Master [17573]
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2024, 7:20 AM
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When ev’ry last God-awful crow
From ev’ry last Coçk boy and hoe
Has choked out at last,
Their time will be past
And on t’ward the Playoff we’ll go.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2024, 7:28 AM
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To teach kids to holler “Go Coçks”
Is tantamount to throwing rocks
At art in the Louvre -
No saint would approve.
It checks ev’ry sick, twisted box.
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