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Read that Russia has super Missile that can hit us in 86 SECONDS!
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Read that Russia has super Missile that can hit us in 86 SECONDS!

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Jun 26, 2022, 9:44 AM
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So now O.J.'s 71 day ball game kick-off date seems like 86 years away, speed-wise! LOL~

Geez, tell me this ain't possible!

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Jun 26, 2022, 9:51 AM
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They’re talking about Sarah Palin’s back porch. I’m sure it would take a few more minutes to hit Cootville.

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Palin is running for political office again. That is great!

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Jun 26, 2022, 10:39 AM
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Why? Because SNL will most likely bring back Tina Fey to do her spot-on imitation of that "mavericky ex-Beauty Queen". She might even do some "Fancy Pageant Walking" for us again.

:)

Butt, they don't have John McCain to kick around anymore.

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Funny thing about Fey’s “Palin” is that most of the skits

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Jun 26, 2022, 12:21 PM
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were Tina Fey verbatim quoting Sarah Palin, just using different inflection and pauses. Pretty funny stuff.

IMO, McCain lost that election bc of her. He was a well respected moderate republican that many democrats incl myself, likely would have voted for.

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Jun 26, 2022, 12:35 PM
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Imagine what SNL could do with Kamala's word salads. Or Joe's silver tongue.

Too bad that's expressly forbidden territory now

https://youtu.be/Aq7XHW_NENQ

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Jun 26, 2022, 12:39 PM
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+1 Gave you 2k for that! ??

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Jun 26, 2022, 4:13 PM
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You are correct, the media is not allowed to make fun of, the many moments Biden blabbers words into nothing. You can bet the farm that if the shoe was on the other foot, they would lead off the nightly news with it. The double standard is so real.

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Jun 26, 2022, 3:46 PM
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I liked McCain too. Didn't agree with all his policies but he was a principled man.

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Jun 26, 2022, 3:51 PM
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I actually spoke with her once the day they announced her as McCain's running mate....They came right through here where I live & stopped to get ice cream....I gotta be honest I wanted to kiss her lol but my life was more important considering all the secret service standing around...She is only about 5'3

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Jun 26, 2022, 1:39 PM
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Nothing would hit Cootville. The place is already a dumpster fire. No use to waste the missle.

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Jun 26, 2022, 9:56 AM
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isn’t their a possibility of WW3 rn?

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Guarantee that the $21 trillion the military has spent

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Jun 26, 2022, 10:07 AM
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But not reconciled has produced an answer for this…..

Anywho, how often does Rooskie stuff actually work?

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Jun 26, 2022, 3:28 PM
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I remember Zisky rated the Russians “They’re pu55-ies”

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Jun 26, 2022, 10:07 AM
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Impossible That is more than the speed of light! Albert Einstein says so!

A spacecraft confined in a hyper fast bubble could do it according to todays space physicist.Quantum gravity is an unbelievable science but I suspect Russia has no super missile.

I Think Einstein also said man could never travel beyond the Milky Way!

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Hmmmm...


Jun 26, 2022, 10:43 AM
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https://interestingengineering.com/warp-drive-not-science-fiction-faster-than-light-travel


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Don't worry, be Happy. You'll be dead one second after it

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Jun 26, 2022, 10:59 AM
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hits! And, immediately after that, you will either be REALLY Happy, or Eternally Sad.

:)

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Jun 26, 2022, 11:07 AM
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I was around during the Cuban Missile Crisis( OCT '62).Cuba had intermediate ICBM's that could have hit Washington in 90 seconds. Moscow had long range missiles that took maybe 30 minutes, but you would still not have time to get out of the blast radius.
But don't fret .If China didn't invade Taiwan after the Olympics, they won't hit us opening day. They will let Putkin do it the day we play Georgia for the National Championship.

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Jun 26, 2022, 2:53 PM
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Yep, the USAF guarantees delivery anywhere in the world in 30 minutes or less, or the second one is free.

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Jun 26, 2022, 11:16 AM
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That's plenty of time to drink a shot of good liquor and then kiss your a ss bye bye.

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Jun 26, 2022, 11:45 AM
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only if you don't have to take your electric vehicle to the liquor store first.

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Jun 26, 2022, 12:00 PM
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just go ahead and pull the trigger.

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Jun 26, 2022, 12:03 PM
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https://images.app.goo.gl/4C8ojV77vjGq1Jq58

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Jun 26, 2022, 12:44 PM
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You gotta…..
A) read between the lines
B) think like a lying ignorant psychotic Russian

Closest point from Russia to USA? 2.4 miles
86 seconds to go 2.4 miles = 206.4mph
(my arithmetic could be wrong)

Gumby no worried.
Gumby suggests everyone stop watching Russian propaganda TV.
Gumby strongly favors putting down all rabid dogs and Russian psychopaths.

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Jun 26, 2022, 1:42 PM
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The USA has over 5,000 nuclear weapons among the Triad (land, sea, air) wouldn't be much left of Russia.
Additionally, we are the only country that has proven that we will use them. Thus, if you fear a first strike then fear that we will be the ones to do it.

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Jun 26, 2022, 1:45 PM
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I read an article about the 86 second strike. They also said, 3 strategically placed Nukes on the East Coast and 2 on the West Coast is all they need to cripple and shutdown the U.S.

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I’m pretty sure we saw the might of Russias

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Jun 26, 2022, 2:48 PM
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Military tech against Ukraine

USA could probably roll up on the kremlin just as fast as they did Baghdad

Russia has been exposed. They’re barely a top 25 team anymore

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^ With COOT FB being #

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Jun 26, 2022, 3:52 PM
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26! LOL

C U in the Valley Chickens for 8 (really 9) straight!

Go TiGERS, ROCK 'em!

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Why is this stupidity on the Tiger Football board?


Jun 26, 2022, 4:04 PM
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It seems the rules don't apply to some.

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