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Just for fun, let’s guess other schools’ recruiting pitches
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Just for fun, let’s guess other schools’ recruiting pitches

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Oct 5, 2022, 12:55 PM

We all know what Dabo is selling, but what about the other guys? What is their recruiting pitch, in summary? Not necessarily what they are saying, but the REAL pitch boiled down to a single sentence?

Bama - Come win championships and see if you are good enough to get on the field
UGA - to borrow from Outback Steakhouse, no rules…just right
Buckeyes - Auto berth in conference championship and better than 50-50 shot at CFP appearance

Those are pretty easy, but what is the pitch at some other schools who have had varying degrees of success? OU, Texas, USC, Notre Dame, Cincy, TAMU, Wisconsin, Penn State, FSU, Miami? And who has the most similar product to sell to Dabo’s?

And what SEC school has anything different than “play in the SEC, and get a ringside seat to watch real winners like Bama and UGA do their thing”?

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Oct 5, 2022, 12:58 PM

Allburn - we have a Chick-fil-A on campus

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Ha ha, I am no expert at generating thoughtful discussion

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Oct 5, 2022, 1:03 PM

Was looking more at recruits’ takeaways more than opposing fans’

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Oct 5, 2022, 12:58 PM

You can bang skanks in public behind the portypottees and eat free doodoo ice4

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Oct 5, 2022, 1:03 PM

TAMU - Come make max money while playing in an offense that's way too complicated to be successful. The 22 class can't succeed because Dumbo is stuck in the 90s with his offensive scheme. Many of those money grabbers won't have the NFL numbers they need to be drafted after their Jr year.

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Uga.....

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Oct 5, 2022, 1:05 PM

Kirby--"How is school going? Are you ready to graduate?"

Recruit--"I have to make a 100 on my next 15 tests to just pass."

Kirby--"You come to Georgia and I'll make sure you make them 100's"

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Oct 5, 2022, 1:12 PM

UofSuCk: "come to a place...where we come out to an outdated song from an old movie, see a chicken mascot in a dress unveiling herself behind a shower curtain, running through smoke from fire extinguishers to 80,000+ fans waving "white surrender towels" to the sound of a chicken crowing"......

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Oct 5, 2022, 1:17 PM

vanderbilt: you won’t win in football but you’ll win in life.

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Oct 5, 2022, 1:51 PM

Recruit: What about my criminal record?

UGA: I am not sure what you mean. DO you have a point?

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USC


Oct 5, 2022, 1:59 PM

Song girls

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Coots: "Do you like mayo? Do you REALLY like mayo?"***


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