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Joke of the day Salty55's late edition
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Joke of the day Salty55's late edition

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Feb 13, 2025, 10:07 AM
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Salty55®


Thanks to a very healthy lifestyle, a married couple lived well into their 100s. One day they are both killed in an accident, and go to heaven. They ask God where the gym is. "Gym?" "You don't need to go to the gym here, you'll always be in perfect shape even if you never exercise." In the afternoon, they go back to God and ask where they can get sunscreen. "This is heaven, you don't need it anymore, the sun can't burn you." In the evening, they ask God where they can find a health food restaurant for dinner. "We don't have health food restaurants, you can eat whatever you want and never feel bloated or gain any weight." Finally the husband says, "You see, If it wasn't for your bran muffins, I could've been here forty years ago!"

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Re: Joke of the day Salty55's late edition

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Feb 13, 2025, 10:43 AM
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What do you call a typo on a headstone?

A grave mistake.

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I've been driving all morning, so

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Feb 13, 2025, 11:29 AM
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Thanks, Jedi Kermit®! I knew you'd carry the ball!

This joke is with tugalooriver® in mind!

In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either.
This is a running joke.

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How much does it cost a Pirate to get his ears pierced?

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Feb 13, 2025, 12:41 PM
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About a "Buck an Ear"!!

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