of the SEC. They are a business and I like to think of them as a pimp. ESPN is going to put their best looking and most talented lady (SEC) at the most profitable corner. The ACC is like the chick who has four kids, is a Big Mac away from two spins on the scale and might have a smoked meth once or twice. She'll disappoint you most nights, but every once in awhile, she'll stick a thumb up your pewper for free. The Big Ten is the chick with a dong.