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"It's a game!" Dad Joke Friday

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Salty55®

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"It's a game!" Dad Joke Friday

Mar 21, 2025, 7:07 AM

Slept great...hear the birds chirping...the sun is rising. Enjoy the games...don't let the outcomes steer your day.

You know you're getting older when you use the car seat warmers for your lower back pain rather than keeping you warm! (They're a great unintended consequence!

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I've cut down on my drinking and now only have one beer before bed. Last night I went to bed twelve times!

(Got up 11 times, too!)

And to wrap up this (hopefully a) chuckle session:
The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed.

Carpe diem, T-Net! Make the most this awesome day you're given!

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Happy Friday***

Mar 21, 2025, 7:25 AM

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Bruce Lee was fast, but had a faster brother - Immediate Lee.

Mar 21, 2025, 7:29 AM

One day two men were golfing. While they were golfing, a funeral procession drives by on the street next to the golf course. One of the men takes off his hat and solemnly watches the procession. When its gone, they continued golfing.

"That was a nice tribute." The other man says.

The man replies, "Well, she was a good wife."

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Re: "It's a game!" Dad Joke Friday

Mar 21, 2025, 7:54 AM

What gets wetter when things get steamy?
Steamboats.

What's 6 inches long and has 2 nuts at the end?
An Almond Joy.

Why did the male chicken wear underwear on its head?
Because its pe¢ker was on its face.

Can I watch TV?
Yes, but don't turn it on.

Why did the ranch blush?
He saw the salad dressing.

What’s hot, pink and wet?
A pig in a hot tub.