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Topic: If I identify as a female for 4 hours can I play golf from red tees?
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If I identify as a female for 4 hours can I play golf from red tees?

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Jun 23, 2021, 7:54 AM
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Playing in a tournament Saturday. I think I can win. However, if I identify as a female just on Saturday afternoon could I play from the red tees and guarantee the win?

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It’s likely not that much of a stretch so I say yes go for it.***

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:00 AM
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But admittedly I don’t see what this has to do with Clemson Football

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This revelation is not surprising…

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:01 AM
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I celebrate you.




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Re: This revelation is not surprising…

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:03 AM
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It's so brave of him. Very inspiring.

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:04 AM
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I meant brave of her. My apologies.

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Jun 23, 2021, 9:11 AM
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You meant brave of them. ///

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Jun 23, 2021, 1:00 PM
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Brave of it…

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Jun 23, 2021, 10:13 AM
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Respect...

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:10 AM
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my guess is it would not be a stretch for folks to accept you new identity given you seem to act like bioch much of the time

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Make it 5 hours...

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:22 AM
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You women are more "deliberate", plus you just can pee anywhere. You have to wait for the bathrooms...

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You just can't pee anywhere...***

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:23 AM
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Just like Kirby, you'll skull and chunk every 60 yard wedge

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:33 AM
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shot and waste opportunity after opportunity after opportunity and still can't get it done even after cheating.

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I hole-hardedly agree,

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:33 AM
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but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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Re: I hole-hardedly agree,

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:40 AM
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That was harsh. He really felt your ralph.

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^^Ha!

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:55 AM
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This is hilarious!

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Jun 23, 2021, 9:38 AM
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Your reply should be POTD

But sadly it won't even be a blimp on the radar.

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Jun 23, 2021, 9:41 AM
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Awesome but you could have adjusted it for this site and had it taylor maid for here by adding "Taken with a grade of slaw" or some variation of that.

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Boom! Toasted!***

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Jun 23, 2021, 10:00 AM
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I would take this with a grade of slaw.........

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Jun 23, 2021, 11:59 AM
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:)

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Because you didn’t indent the paragaft

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Jun 23, 2021, 12:17 PM
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The hole thing is Nolan-void.

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Re: If I identify as a female for 4 hours can I play golf from red tees?

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:36 AM
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I will personally give you a trophy too. You are entitled to one!

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Jun 23, 2021, 9:07 AM
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and put it in the Georgia Natty trophy case next to the dusty one.

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Not surprising here.I've already identified you as a female.***

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:38 AM
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Jun 23, 2021, 8:51 AM
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At least you won't have to worry about pulling it out if you don't make it to the women's tee.

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Jun 23, 2021, 8:53 AM
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If you play the course with your pants down….yes

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Jun 23, 2021, 9:04 AM
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No we don’t allow your kind on our course. As a jawja fan you’re only qualified to play on courses where the final hole culminates in a put through a windmill or clown’s mouth.

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You'll have to ask the tournament organizers.***

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Jun 23, 2021, 9:07 AM
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Jun 23, 2021, 9:31 AM
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TIA

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I'm sure you already have the man-bewbs but,

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Jun 23, 2021, 9:40 AM
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you'll have to wear a skirt and squat to pee.

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Honest to goodness, I play in a league with all guys

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Jun 23, 2021, 10:24 AM
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and I can out drive at least 75%. I play from the same tees as them, and most of them are man enough to suck it up and not feel emasculated.

so you just need to identify as a ###### golfer so you can hit from the red tees.

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Jun 23, 2021, 11:21 AM
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If I go to a bar and ID as a lesbian, do I get 1/2 priced drinks on Tuesday?

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Jun 23, 2021, 11:27 AM
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I got tricked into playing golf against some girls using the red tees last summer. They took $100 from me and could have taken more but I was smart enough to not press. Those girls are wizards with wedges and putters inside 100 yards.

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Their won’t be any red Tees when we play in Charlotte

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Jun 23, 2021, 11:57 AM
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That Tiger defense won’t allow excuses or extra downs! All your cheating has to be completed before game time & then you must face the Tigers!

Tigers will be hosting a meeting several times in the game to keep everyone informed!! Their will be at least one Dawg involved. Brent Venables will be in charge of who attends the event. Looks like they have decided on a location too.

The Dawgs QB will fully informed on the place & times.

The Tiger Offense is hosting a meeting too just before they practice kicking several times a game, it will be held in the Georgia end zone.

The Tiger fans will be staying for the 4th quarter & the celebration afterwards too, but can move up their seats accordingly & spread out as they let the whipped Dawgs beat the traffic.

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Jun 23, 2021, 12:08 PM
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No, because it's an all male tournament. However, if you sprayed your hair silver, and grey ,and added some make -up to make you look older ,you might be able to tee off from the senior tees(gold).

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I think you should go ahead and identify as disabled


Jun 24, 2021, 7:36 AM
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Just show them your UGA degree, they'll believe you

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Jun 24, 2021, 11:32 AM
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Good luck with your tournament and identity crisis!

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