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I give you, Dad Joke Wednesday...
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Feb 12, 2025, 7:19 AM
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Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind...it's tear able! (Chuck would approve...)
Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
He wanted to 'get a long little doggie'. (That's pretty high on the dad joke scale!)
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Game Changer [1606]
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Re: I give you, Dad Joke Wednesday...
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Feb 12, 2025, 7:56 AM
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I went to the unemployment office to tell jokes and none of them worked..
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [101234]
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You win!***
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Feb 12, 2025, 8:14 AM
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Q: How do you take a Mercedes off the road for several years?
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Feb 12, 2025, 8:41 AM
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A: give it a summer project paint job.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [101234]
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If I'd had the facility to start this project and the venue to do it all...
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Feb 13, 2025, 5:48 AM
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in proper order I could have done it...naw, that would have taken me another five years.
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Re: I give you, Dad Joke Wednesday...
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Feb 12, 2025, 8:39 AM
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What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?
Outlaws are wanted.
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive.
It’s called wedding cake.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [98312]
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lol, +1***
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Feb 12, 2025, 9:53 AM
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Feb 12, 2025, 9:30 AM
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Vegetarian is an old Indian word for bad hunter.
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Son: "daddy Im cold" Father: "Then go stand in the corner!" Son: "But why?!"
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Feb 12, 2025, 9:34 AM
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Father: "Because the corner is 90*"
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Gridiron Giant [16034]
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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Feb 12, 2025, 9:58 AM
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A 'Tuba' Toothpaste!!!
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How do STD's get discharged from the hospital?
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Feb 12, 2025, 10:54 AM
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They go out on crotches!!
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Feb 12, 2025, 10:57 AM
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What did the dentist receive after being named "Dentist of The Year"?
A little plaque
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Top TigerNet [31513]
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Re: I give you, Dad Joke Wednesday...
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Feb 12, 2025, 2:31 PM
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I like to tell chemistry jokes.
They always get a reaction.
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Orange Beast [6295]
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Feb 13, 2025, 6:49 AM
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My Son's fourth birthday was just the other day. When I saw him in the morning, I didn't recognize him at first.
I had never seen him be four.
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