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I ####### hate parents, for the first time ever as a coach
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I ####### hate parents, for the first time ever as a coach


Sep 27, 2021, 3:04 PM

I had a parent email me, that her daughter doesn't like the position she is playing.


Not. One. Fucking.Word. from the player about this. Nothing

I may be retiring from this #### soon.

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Welp boys


Sep 27, 2021, 3:08 PM

I guess I found another way around the filter

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It's not hard (nsfw words)


Sep 27, 2021, 3:20 PM

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Message was edited by: Tiggity®


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When in doubt....gerund.***


Sep 27, 2021, 3:23 PM [ in reply to Welp boys ]



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does she have any experience as a quarterback?***


Sep 27, 2021, 3:10 PM



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They TOTALLY understand that Alexis should be the one


Sep 27, 2021, 3:25 PM

telling you this, but you see, she has horrible social anxiety which brings with it a crippling case of conflict avoidance. Any other time they would have made her tell you, but her therapist suggested that it might be too much for her so here we are. We appreciate your understanding and look forward to your timely addressing of this position change.

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Please don't trigger her depression and PTSD by being


Sep 27, 2021, 3:27 PM

uncooperative, MauldinT.

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I get that you're joking, but I do have 2 kids with


Sep 27, 2021, 3:32 PM [ in reply to They TOTALLY understand that Alexis should be the one ]

anxiety, occasionally of the crippling variety, and it's no fun. I experienced similar when I was in elementary and middle school, so I know how awful it is.

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Yep, it's been in my house too and indeed it's no fun.


Sep 27, 2021, 3:34 PM

Alexis doesn't have that type of anxiety. We appreciate your rapid and complete understanding and acceptance of this explanation.

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Hey speaking of (sorta)


Sep 27, 2021, 3:40 PM

TRDJ HS nina was sent home for "dress code". She was wearing lululemon or whateve shorts and likely in violation of dress code, b/c short. Real quick before you axe no pigs. K, back to the story. She came home, was pizzed, TRDJunita of course takes her side and now there are 2 women that think the one was victimized. I'm all like hayull naw, guarantee part of her azzzz was hanging out....let it be.

In the meantime, a teacher from the HS buddybooks my wife and says hey I saw TRDJunatina sent home and she seemed upset, hope she is ok. Wife replies thx she fine and "I'm not super happy about what went on".

Teach replies again saying "I would recommend emailing the principal and cc'ing _____________(some guy that's apparantly an assistant superintendant) on the note. And make sure to tell _________how the principal made your daughter feel".

I'm all like NOPE. ALL DRAMA. Stay out of it.

F social media.

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You're just part of the patriarchy.


Sep 27, 2021, 3:43 PM

And that teacher knew exactly what she was doing hitting your wife up on the FB...she knew why she went home, she knew your wife would be mad, and she wanted to manipulate su esposa into doing her dirty work. Gotta watch out for them passive-aggressive B's.

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Yup, she got some kinda axe to grind. On a wierdly related


Sep 27, 2021, 3:46 PM

note, wanna know who the guy was she recommended cc'ing?

Let's just say the host of the tiger pregame show works in edumacation evidently.

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Assistant Superintendent For School Leadership-High Schools


Sep 27, 2021, 3:53 PM

We really need to cut education funding.

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He does & is a really good guy.***


Sep 27, 2021, 3:54 PM [ in reply to Yup, she got some kinda axe to grind. On a wierdly related ]



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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


Hayman, ever wondered why the school dress code is


Sep 27, 2021, 3:47 PM [ in reply to Hey speaking of (sorta) ]

for girls and not guys? I mean, there is a line that some cross, but girls with long legs have a real dang hard time finding shorts that go past their finger tips. WifeofGreenr had a talking two once of twice in high school, but the principal was a prevert so he didn't ever send her home.

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That drum is beat every day at my house. Counterpoint:


Sep 27, 2021, 3:49 PM

When was the last time you saw a male wearing shorts that his ### hung out of? Or exposed his midriff? Like, never right?

Oh they make shorts. Girls just don't want to wear anything that goes more than 1 inch below they bidness. That's the issue.

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My sis (no pigs) works at a local HS and says that with the


Sep 27, 2021, 3:51 PM

recent trend with these gaybois wearing shorty shorts that they have had violaters of the dress code. What a bunch of cocksmokers.

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This reminds me. Does any one else go back and look through


Sep 27, 2021, 3:50 PM [ in reply to Hayman, ever wondered why the school dress code is ]

old High school and middle school yearbooks and beatoff to some of the pigs of girls you used to know?


Anyone? No? Just stubborn_tiger® then?

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Could you imagine being in middle or high school with the


Sep 27, 2021, 3:56 PM

yoga pants trend? I have no idea how I'd get anything done, best we had were those yoga-pants material pirate pants looking things. Maybe you'd spy some tight pocketless jeans from time to time, or a whale tail. Kids these days don't know how good they have it.

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Oh I remember those 2 girls who always wore thongs


Sep 27, 2021, 3:58 PM

####### sleezers

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That's pretty much the only reason I got with my first high


Sep 27, 2021, 4:07 PM

school girlfriend, I didn't even really like to talk to her. I guess I just made assumptions? I dunno. I actually ran into her awhile back when my son was born, she was one of his/my wife's nurses. Not going to lie, I was pretty nervous about that. Things didn't end well between us. Good times.

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It's not even about the yoga pants anymore. It's all shorty


Sep 28, 2021, 1:44 PM [ in reply to Could you imagine being in middle or high school with the ]

shorts and crop tops and thong bikini bottoms.

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Here's one : I recently saw a photo of my first grade class


Sep 27, 2021, 4:06 PM [ in reply to This reminds me. Does any one else go back and look through ]

After examining it for a few, I realized that I eventually did 3 of the girls in that class photo (11-15 years later, of course). Weird, but oddly satisfying feeling.

Anybody have a similar conquest?

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Greenr, tell the truth. You're in the Trust Tree.


Sep 27, 2021, 3:56 PM [ in reply to Hayman, ever wondered why the school dress code is ]

This story is about you and your 2" inseam Baggies in HS, isn't it?

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Fack. Beat me to it.***


Sep 27, 2021, 3:59 PM



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Hellnaw, Greenr couldn't afford Patagonia in High School.


Sep 28, 2021, 1:33 PM [ in reply to Greenr, tell the truth. You're in the Trust Tree. ]

I buy those myself, my parents would NEVER pay for that.

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Patagonia was actually pretty reasonable back in the 80's


Sep 28, 2021, 2:07 PM

and 90's. Pretty sure my old stand-up shorts were about $30 back then.

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lol assuming Greenr's parents weren't just handing Greenr


Sep 28, 2021, 2:28 PM

his brother's old shorts.

Hand-me-downs 4 Lyfe, bruh

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Sounds like it's working out perfectly for her


Sep 27, 2021, 3:52 PM [ in reply to Hey speaking of (sorta) ]

She gets out of school, and even has a parent mad at the school on her behalf. I'd be like, mamarita TRDJ, I is so deeepressed, I think I neeeed some time at the lake to sort out my grief. Plz ignore the missing 6 beers from the garage fridge, kthnx.

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Spot on, Lakebum. First thing she says when she turns up


Sep 27, 2021, 3:56 PM

at home at 9AM is *Whilefakesobbing*, "ZOMG I SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL RN 1ST PERIOD IS MY MOST DIFFICULT SUBJECT NOT HAVING TO LEAVE FOR SOME STUPID ARBITRARY RULES THAT ONLY APPLY FOR GIRLS".

At 9:20 she breaks away from her phone long enough to endure the 7 minute drive back to school.

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I mean even my 10 year old knows how to get around the


Sep 28, 2021, 1:42 PM [ in reply to Hey speaking of (sorta) ]

elementary school short length requirements so she can wear her lululemon shorts on Fridays (she's a safety patrol and the perk is no uniforms on fridays) and not get dress coded.

You gotta roll those shoulders up and then, BOOM arms length.

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Didn't Lulu drop their kids line?


Sep 28, 2021, 1:47 PM

Also, I understand it is really weird that I know this.

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They go down to a 00, which is the equivalent of a


Sep 28, 2021, 1:52 PM

child's 10 or so. Daughter of is also tall for her age.

Husband: hey, daughter of is really into those shorts (lululemons) you got her for her birthday and wears them pretty much every dress down day. You should just go ahead and get her a bunch more colors

Me: Sure, they are $60 a pop.

Husband: What in the?!?!

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Daughter of Greenr is 0 but she is shorter so she wears


Sep 28, 2021, 1:54 PM

Athleta kids' crap which is just about as expensive.

I imagine when she realizes the can get Lulu shorts in her size, Wifeof will be headed there too.

Their kids' line was getting dumped at an outlet a few years ago, I know this because she was pumped to get that as well. I just hand over my wallet and shut the fuck up most of the time.

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10 not 0.***


Sep 28, 2021, 1:54 PM



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I'm sure she's a pretty girl, but let's not start rating our


Sep 28, 2021, 2:46 PM

own. That's just weird.

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It's an age, pervert***


Sep 28, 2021, 2:59 PM



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Oh yeah we do Athleta too for swimwear and uniforms


Sep 28, 2021, 2:00 PM [ in reply to Daughter of Greenr is 0 but she is shorter so she wears ]

but yeah, my daughter has a few tiny friends that manage to wear Lulu too so get your wallet ready.

The gay dudes working at Lulu with their fanny packs would be happy to advise her.

She is also obsessed with Abercrombie kids which is like 1998 all over again.

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I had no idea Abercrombie was still around. Are they


Sep 28, 2021, 2:03 PM

bringing cargo shorts back and pukka shell necklaces?

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Prolly and their employees are still snotty and useless***


Sep 28, 2021, 2:04 PM



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wait wait wait wait wait!!!!


Sep 28, 2021, 2:14 PM [ in reply to They TOTALLY understand that Alexis should be the one ]

but does she play quarterback?

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Without knowing anything about the situation, I guarantee


Sep 27, 2021, 3:26 PM

that the mom used to play whatever position her daughter supposedly wants, and that's what this stems from. Her daughter likes her current position, but mom wants to live vicariously through her daughter and she can't do that on defense. Does mom have nice teddies and a largely absent husband? You could possibly bang her, but her husband is probably a cocaine trafficker so watch your back. Maybe asking for a pay off would be more wise.

I self educated myself on these type of situations from the show Power, you are more than welcome to pay my consulting fee in your cryptocurrency of choice. I will tmale you my wallet address. Thanks, and look forward to working with you in the future.

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I can't believe I am saying this


Sep 27, 2021, 6:08 PM

but, you are absolutely correct.


That is the exact situation. FML

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I think this is a good time to take a deep breath, and lean


Sep 27, 2021, 3:31 PM

on the coaching expertise of those that it professionally at a high level.



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SeeJay done put on some pounds***


Sep 27, 2021, 3:57 PM



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My dog barked at another dog while I was getting a beer


Sep 27, 2021, 4:09 PM

at the dingee yesterday.

Raisin' chilren ain't easy.

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You should make the position change as requested.


Sep 27, 2021, 4:23 PM

Announce said change at the next team gathering in front of all and be sure to tell everyone why the change is being made and how the request was channeled. She will either die of embarrassment or her parents will take her off the team.

You Win.

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###### man, we're supposed to belittle and mock him


Sep 27, 2021, 4:25 PM

not give him actual good advice. What's wrong with you?

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I assumed this would slide bc it's still pretty joungy***


Sep 27, 2021, 4:26 PM



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Really looking forward to the resident FBCoach to


Sep 28, 2021, 1:39 PM

give his equity on this post.

FBCoachSC®

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


You are in a position of power


Sep 28, 2021, 1:40 PM

Tell little Sally that her mom knows what to do if she wants to see her daughter to change positions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADHXahsxIGM

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I put that back on my kid when he whines about position or playing time


Sep 28, 2021, 2:11 PM

Sonof- is mad because he's out in the outfield. Wants to play third base. I asked if he ever actually told anyone that. "No." So I asked "How are they supposed to know if you don't tell them?"

It was only after he started crying in right field when I got mad the second or third time in the outfield the coach asked me what was up. "He's mad because he doesn't want to play outfield, he wants to try third base." Coach says "Oh, well he never told us. I'll work him over in practice."

I've not made any of those comments to the football coaches. He whines about playing time or positions. I usually just tell him he needs to go talk to the coaches ("But I really want to try kicking!" "OK, do the coaches know this?" "No." "Well..."). And if he wants to play more, he needs to give the coaches a reason to not take him out - do better in both practice and in games.

He doesn't like that.

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When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
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So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Re: I put that back on my kid when he whines about position or playing time


Sep 28, 2021, 3:54 PM

I put a kid on the mound and left him until he served up a 9 run inning with no outs and the bases loaded. His dad, and none of the other parents ever suggested who to play where again. The kid was delighted to get on the mound and about as happy to get off it.

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I had a team filled with 8-10 yr olds who constantly...


Sep 28, 2021, 3:43 PM

asked about playing another position. I think there was one holdout my left fielder. SO, when we faced the weakest team in the league I let them play the position they wanted. My second basemen was behind the plate. 1st base, slow as molasses at Christmas and also my baby boy, played short. Catcher played 1st...total disaster.

We lost in grand style, either the players we're qualified for the position or they didn't have the speed. I was delighted to give the kids on the other team a victory, Lord knows they needed one. I addressed the parents while the players were gathering their snacks and told them how much I respected them for not complaining about the officials or the kids and how mature it was of them to congratulate our opponents' parents and the players.

You won't believe this, maybe, but this was a Liberty, SC team. The other coaches when through the list of players available and picked who they wanted so I got the leftovers. We won the city championship that season.

I wouldn't allow the parents to complain to or about refs during the game because it messes with a 8-10 yr old to think an adult might be cheating him, or her, for that matter. Anyway, that's all I could come up with and the parents bought it. I had some first class parents, just common folk who needed a little coaching.

Two of my players are gone now, one killed after the last day of school his Jr year and one shot by his wife.

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