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How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?
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How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 20, 2024, 7:10 AM
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I was asking some guys at the bar last night how much they donated to Clemson NIL. These weren’t my boys wearing Crocs crushing Natty Lights. These were guys wearing collared shirts and belts so you know they have some serious coin.

Two of three guys donated nothing and one donated $100 last year. All three said they wanted to donate more but their wives would get mad so they don’t. I’m not even going to start about how much money women spend on shoes and laser hair removal (biggest reason I’m not married btw).

Anyhow, I put my thinking cap on and came up with an idea that would get women onboard with big time donations. Someone needs to get in Dabo’s ear about making a calendar like the annual Hooters calendar and use the profits on NIL. The things the women in my mom’s book club say they’d do to Dabo in bed would make a sailor blush. They understandably think he is hot.

Think about the advantage Clemson has here. Georgia and LSU have fat coaches with bad haircuts. Women take hair seriously so there is no way Ryan Day’s bad hair dye would make it on the wall of the bedroom and I just don’t see DeBoer moving the dial for any woman under 70.

Having the hottest coach in football could legit turn us into an NIL powerhouse. You can’t tell me I’m wrong on this one.

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Would he be wearing

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Jun 20, 2024, 7:40 AM
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Sideburns or not?

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Re: Would he be wearing

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Jun 20, 2024, 9:04 AM
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I think Dabo goes without sideburns just to keep it fair for the rest of us.

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Then Judge WILL NOT be buying one.


Jun 21, 2024, 6:42 PM
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It would clash with his Brownlee-themed decor anywayz.

~JKB

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Re: Here's a girl playing with Dabo

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Jun 20, 2024, 7:50 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWDjpHXLgjQ

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


Admitting you know women who need laser hair removal

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Jun 20, 2024, 8:00 AM
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and that you are privy to conversations within your mom's book club does not reflect well. ( No further comment).

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Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 20, 2024, 8:02 AM
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Think of all of the money you spend at Applebees. Do you think maybe some of that money spent on taking shots out of women's bellybuttons at Applebees all week might be put to better use with the NIL? Just asking and not taking sides.

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Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 20, 2024, 8:10 AM
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And ..... just which Applebee's is that? Askin' for a friend.

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Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 20, 2024, 9:10 AM
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Chad's local Applebees. He holds the exact location info close to his chest. It is supposedly a honey hole for amazing women to be found.

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Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 21, 2024, 6:35 PM [ in reply to Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar? ]
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Applebee's does belly button shots? Address please?

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my wife paid $19.95 for the Dabo calander.***

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Jun 20, 2024, 8:12 AM
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Geville Tiger on Clemson football , "Dabo's only problem is he has to deal with turd fans questioning every move he makes.”


Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 20, 2024, 8:14 AM
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Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 21, 2024, 6:29 PM
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Is this the calendar you pay for??

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Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 20, 2024, 9:09 AM
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Only if he is pullover sweatshirtless on the sideline.

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It would make for an interesting contest -- an***

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Jun 20, 2024, 9:37 AM
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Jun 20, 2024, 10:38 AM
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You would have to pay her to take one.

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This.***


Jun 20, 2024, 11:00 AM
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Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 20, 2024, 11:25 AM
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I like Dabo but that dude would only attract over weight gals
that cant get a date.Sorry Dabo but it is what it is. Great
coach though.

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Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 20, 2024, 11:31 AM
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Nah. They couldn't catch Dabo. Run Dabo Run!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hKfW_EvvhI

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I saw the OP was FastChad and had to read it. The post did not disappoint.

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Jun 20, 2024, 11:41 AM
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Good read as always.

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Are you saying you like your "women" hairy?

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Jun 21, 2024, 1:32 PM
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Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 21, 2024, 2:42 PM
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My wife had the hots for Mark Richt in his prime. She always wanted to watch stoopid Jawja games.

She said Dabo ain’t calendar material.

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Well youve got the mouth breather Bobby Hartins

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Jun 21, 2024, 5:28 PM
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Talking about your post on the radio.

The funniest part was the guy who said you are probably out “cruising on Senate St in Columbia looking for men”. Then he claimed to be as straight as anybody. Idk, I feel like the straightest men in the world don’t know where gays go to cruise but that’s just me.

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Jun 21, 2024, 11:07 PM
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I’m not an overweight lady and I’d buy a calendar to help with the NIL. We need to step it up to help with our NIL. Fact that SMU outshines us in that area is absurd

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Re: How much would your wife pay for a Dabo calendar?

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Jun 22, 2024, 8:29 AM
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Applebees has great fried cheese sticks

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