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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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Had my dog at the vet yesterday. She is a CU grad and we
Oct 19, 2021, 1:10 PM
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started talking about Clemson football and the fans. She said everybody probably just needs to have their anal glands expressed. I agreed with her but I have no idea what that means.
Can anyone here explain?
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Dogs talk to you?
Oct 19, 2021, 1:11 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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They whisper, that's why you got to listen real close.
Oct 19, 2021, 1:15 PM
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Re: They whisper, that's why you got to listen real close.
Oct 19, 2021, 1:16 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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Nobody wants any recipes from your commie cookbook.
Oct 19, 2021, 1:20 PM
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HTH
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The Berkwitz
Oct 20, 2021, 9:00 PM
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does make an impression.
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CU Medallion [64894]
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I know we lowered entrance requierments, but if your dog
Oct 19, 2021, 1:12 PM
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has a Clemson degree, then we really have, in fact, gone to the dogs. 
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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My pup is a male,
Oct 19, 2021, 1:14 PM
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and still in tact as God meant him to be.
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Oculus Spirit [96781]
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Which begs the question... do Catholics
Oct 19, 2021, 1:28 PM
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get their pets spayed or neutered?
It's important.
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I was forcibly spayed by the state parole board,
Oct 19, 2021, 1:31 PM
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signed Francis Marion®
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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That explains all of the wight gain.
Oct 19, 2021, 1:35 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78626]
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OP needs help . . .
Oct 19, 2021, 1:42 PM
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with pronouns . . . “She” - “He” . . . or is this one of those “They” - “Them” thingys???
I told y’all yesterday, I can’t survive in that noggin.
No need to change it . . . I’m sure Francis has a snap of it already.
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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My vet is a reall looker.
Oct 19, 2021, 1:45 PM
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I borrow a new dog from the animal shelter weekly just to have an excuse to see her.
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Re: Had my dog at the vet yesterday. She is a CU grad and we
Oct 19, 2021, 1:13 PM
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Lesson learned. No more tnet at lunch.
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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Well you're no help at all explaining this.
Oct 19, 2021, 1:22 PM
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Thanks for nothing
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Re: Well you're no help at all explaining this.
Oct 19, 2021, 1:37 PM
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It means they're full of ####. HTH
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Oculus Spirit [96781]
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The best person to answer any anal-related question is
Oct 19, 2021, 1:14 PM
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CUTigerDave
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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Can he provide diagrams?
Oct 19, 2021, 1:16 PM
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TIA
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Oculus Spirit [96781]
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Quite possibly, but can definitely provide measurements***
Oct 19, 2021, 1:21 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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Is that the guy who is always focusing on length?
Oct 19, 2021, 1:47 PM
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I bet he has no idea how to calculate volume.
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Re: Had my dog at the vet yesterday. She is a CU grad and we
Oct 19, 2021, 1:28 PM
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If you have a real dog and feed it processed dog food,
Oct 19, 2021, 1:32 PM
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that is why you have to have it done.
It doesn't address the pun, but it addresses the problem.
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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This was a football related conversation.
Oct 19, 2021, 1:42 PM
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please to try to keep up
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I will try.
Oct 19, 2021, 1:51 PM
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Re: Had my dog at the vet yesterday. She is a CU grad and we
Oct 19, 2021, 1:38 PM
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I don’t know what that means either, but I know people use the expression in reference to Dave Doeren’s press conferences.
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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Somehow, I am now even more confused.
Oct 19, 2021, 1:49 PM
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sorry to hear about your @nal glands.. just rub em on carpet***
Oct 19, 2021, 3:15 PM
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Re: sorry to hear about your @nal glands.. just rub em on carpet***
Oct 19, 2021, 3:21 PM
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What was your dog's major? Animal Husbandry? I heard that was a real B!+(# of a major!
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Oculus Spirit [81937]
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I recommended Parks & Recreation,
Oct 20, 2021, 8:36 PM
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but he insisted on Nursing.
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Re: Had my dog at the vet yesterday. She is a CU grad and we
Oct 19, 2021, 4:02 PM
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Your dog in engineering or ag?
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What discipline did she study and was she Top Dog in her major?
Oct 19, 2021, 4:31 PM
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